BAD DAY FOR STREAKING
Today, the big Summer Football game was playing in Daten City Stadium. Daten City against a rival city, Enfer City. Panty had the bright idea of streaking across the pitch. Really, she was going to do this just for attention. The match was going to be live on TV and Panty wanted Stocking to record it on the TiVo.
Panty was getting ready to leave, until much to her dismay, Brief arrived. Panty, as always, just wanted that little shit to leave her alone for once. Then, Stocking had an idea. She whispered the idea into Panty's ear.
Panty had an evil look on her face as she demanded Brief to come with her. Since Brief is a hopeless love-sick fool, he would do anything for Panty. ANYTHING. Poor bastard.
So, Panty and Brief arrived at the stadium. They went into the Enfer City team's locker room, just after the players had changed. Panty said to Brief that they were going to go streaking across the pitch.
Brief was unsure and said "Er, I really don't know, Panty. I mean, my mom's a huge football fan and I don't think she'd appreciate it if revealed myself in public."
"C'mon, don't be a little bitch," said Panty. "You have an ENORMOUS cock. You'll be famous. You'll be the most popular kid at school. All the girls will want to fuck you."
"But, I don't want any other girls. I just want you," said Brief.
"Whatever," said Panty. "Now quit your whining and strip!"
Back home, Stocking and Garter were in the sitting room getting ready to watch the match on the TV. Chuck was on the floor humping Stocking's doll. As always, lightening came from the Heavens and burst through the ceiling. It struck Chuck causing him to ejaculate all over Stocking's doll.
Afterwards, he spat out a piece of paper that said "Football."
Was it possible that the Enfer City football players were ghosts? Stocking had to go to the stadium and bring the Ghost detector with her.
NOTE: The Ghost detector is a remote control with an antennae that can shoot a beam that can detect ghosts
Garter wanted to stay and record the game on the TiVo, incase Brief did actually streak. He could watch it anytime he wanted. And masturbate to it.
Back in the locker room, Panty and Brief were completely naked and were ready to bear all to the world. Panty looked at Brief.
"Not bad, geek boy. Not bad," she said raising her eye brows.
She had all the confidence in the world, but Brief was extremely nervous. If he had any sense in him, he should NOT hang out with this sex crazed manic AT ALL. So, they left the locker room.
But both of them were unaware that Scanty and Kneesocks were hiding in one of the lockers. The evil twosome came out of the locker and picked up Panty and Brief's clothes. Cackling evilly, they ran back into the locker and closed the door.
Stocking found herself a seat at the stadium. She had the ghost detector ready. The game had started and the Daten City team had their asses kicked already by the Enfer team.
Panty and Brief were at the entrance. They were ready to run. Panty was in full sexy mode as she stood there sensuality. Brief, not so much.
"Panty, what if we get arrested and thrown in jail?" he asked as he sweated and shook out of control.
"If we do get arrested, I'll just give the cops a blow job and I'll be free to go," said Panty.
"What about me?" asked Brief.
"You'd probably have to give them a blow job too, Geek boy," said Panty. "I'm sorry, but it's the only way."
Brief sighed in despair.
Back at the game, Stocking pointed the Ghost detector at the Enfer City team and pressed the button. The beam came out of the antennae of the remote control and hit one of the Enfer City players. The beam turned red. The Enfer City Team were ghosts all along. The Enfer City team knew that they've been caught out and turned into their real forms. They grew sharp teeth and had glowing red eyes.
The audience and the Daten City team screamed in horror and ran for their lives. Stocking jumped in the pitch and began to fight the Enfer City team.
"Where the fuck are you, Panty?" she thought. "You've picked a bad day for streaking!"
Panty and Brief saw what was going on. Brief was actually relieved that he didn't have to streak across the pitch. He and Panty ran back to the Enfer City team's locker room. They discovered that their clothes were gone. Where were they? They noticed that one of the locker door was slightly opened.
They opened the locker door and saw that inside had a big, long, tunnel. They went inside the locker and walked down the long tunnel. They made it to the end and saw that they were in a huge cinema like room. There was a huge TV showing the chaos going on inside the pitch. Scanty and Kneesocks were sitting on chairs eating sushi and drinking margaritas.
Above them was a clothes-line with Panty and Brief's clothes hanging on them. Scanty and Kneesocks noticed Panty and Brief.
"Ah, Anarchy. You're just in time," said Scanty.
On the TV, Stocking was fighting the Enfer City team. She slashed and swiped at them, cutting them to pieces. But they just repair themselves, because they can't die unless Panty and Stocking kill them together.
"Your sister is having fun beating off several men," Kneesocks said to Panty. "I thought that was your job."
Panty stared at the clothes up on the clothes line.
"If you want your clothes, come and get them!" said Scanty as she pulled out her pistols and fired them at Panty.
Panty ran behind several chairs to shield herself from the bullets. They hit the chairs. Pieces of velvet and foam mattress flew everywhere. She then ran behind more chairs and Scanty tried to shoot her but shot the chairs.
Kneesocks on the other hand was admiring Brief's penis. She took out her Smartphone and took a photo of it.
"Stockin', where the fuck are you?" thought Panty as she dodged Scanty's bullets.
"Panty, where the fuck are you?" thought Stocking a she fought off the Enfer City team.
"Brief, where the fuck are you?" said Garter as he stared at the TV, eagerly waiting for Brief to streak on the field.
Just then, on the football pitch, See Through drove in through the entrance and behind the wheel was Chuck. He ran over the football team, knocking them over like bowling pins. Then the Deamon sisters' car appeared with Fastener driving it. He drove it over to See Through. Chuck drove away as Fastener chased after him. Chuck then hit the breaks as the Deamon Sisters' car hit the back of See Through and went flying into the air. It landed and crashed through the side of the pitch.
In the cinema, Scanty stopped firing for a minute as she heard the crash. Then the wall smashed open as the Deamon Sisters' car fell straight into the cinema. There was a huge hole where the wall was. Panty and Brief ran out of the cinema and into the pitch. Stocking ran over to Panty and took her own panties off. She gave them to Panty, who took them and sniffed them.
"Ugh, they smell funny. You didn't piss yourself, did you?" she asked.
"Will you just use them, Alanis Morissette?" said Stocking. "And after we take these ghosts out, put your clothes on. I'm sick of looking at your naked body."
"Geek boy isn't. He's had a hard on all day," said Panty.
Panty turned the panties into her gun and they started killing all the Enfer City team. The Deamon sisters got into their car. They've had enough.
"Au revior, angels," they said as they drove off.
The angels defeated The Enfer City Team who exploded, the angels got their coin and the church bell rang. Panty and Brief put their clothes back on. The audience and Daten City football team came back in the stadium. They all looked around. The audience got back into their seats.
Panty said to Brief. "Well, I can see you've got balls after all. Not to mention you've had a hard on through out this whole thing to boot."
She looked at the audience disappointed that there was no game because there was no opponent team.
Panty thought for a minute. What could she do to cheer the audience up? She then had the perfect solution.
She looked at Brief and said "Why don't we give them a show, huh?"
Then she stripped off again and then stripped Brief. Panty grabbed him and brought him to the ground. She had sex with him on the spot.
"You've earned this, Geek Boy! You've earned this!" she cried as she went faster and faster.
Back at home, Garter was recording it on the TiVo. He had a big smile on his face.
Brief's parents were at home watching it on their TV.
Brief's mother was in shock.
But his father just said "I didn't know he had it in him."
The crowd chanted, whooped and hollered. But Stocking didn't want to see any of this. So, she just walked off to the snack bar.
END
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