''I was walking down the road one day, when my Pikachu stopped to say'' I sang. Pikachu looked at me 'What the hell are you talking about bitch?' He shouted. ''Still can't give them up?'' I asked. ''Nope!'' Pikachu lit a ciggy, took a puff and walked off.
''So what now?'' Growly asks. ''I dunno...What do I look like, the writer?'' I ask. He shrugs, Yep, Growly shrugged, don't ask me how! ''I can seeee you!'' I say and point to Growly who sighs and gives a look to the audience that says ''See what I have to put up with?'' and leaves. A couple of seconds pass and Growly returns,slaps me upside the head and leaves again.
''Oooooooooo'' I say, playing with my lightsabre.
Meowth, James and Jessie walk up ''Oh whoooopee'' Pikachu says. ''Their names are in reverse order, that'll excite the readers!'' ''What's his problem?'' Meowth asks. ''Oh..It's just..a bit of the old...'' I make a smoking action. ''Ohhhhhhh'' They say. ''By the way'' I begin.''What?'' J and J ask. ''Hi!'' ''Hey there!'' Arbok says. Hey Arbok, you've never spoken human speech for me!'' Jessie says. Arbok looks at her. ''Chhhhharrrbookkk?'' Jessie sweatdrops and sighs. ''Why don't people like me?'' She asks. James runs his hands through his hands through his hair for no particular reason.''
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''Oh god, how do I end this?'' I think aloud. ''Who cares?'' Pikachu says.
Jessie is still sulking about Arbok. ''Oh get a grip! Take a chill pill sister!'' Meowth-yes Meowth says. Jessie puts her hand to her forehead in disbelief, James just stands there looking gay-er whoops no not gay er nonchalant..Yeah that's it! ''Er is he gonna say anything in this fic?'' Growly asks. ''This is a fic?'' James asks. I thought this was one of my beserk dreams!'' ''Oh'' Jessie starts ''You mean the ones where we...'' ''Yep! They're the ones!'' ''But..'' Jessie continues. ''Didn't you wonder why I wasn't-'' ''Yep, but then I thought that maybe this was a different version!'' ''Ah'' Jessie says.''That would explain it then!'' Then Jessie and James just stand there. ''What's going on?''Meowth asks. ''I'm a yamushipper today'' I say as Cassidy walks up. ''Hey Jess!'' ''Hey Cass! I'm outta here peeps, enjoy the tormenting hell that has become these fics!'' and with that, they leave. ''Oy vey!'' Meowth says slapping his forehead. ''Well...'' He continues. ''I'll just be off'' He starts whistling and walking away slowly then he picks up speed and runs for his life. ''That's some bad shit!'' Pikachu says. ''You let him get away!'' I shrug. ''Meh, if you don'tt like it, then out rat!'' Pikachu shrugs. ''It's either this or gloat to Togepi!'' ''About what?'' Pikachu taps his weapon of sorts that has been hanging by his side throughout this fic, I just forgot to mention it. I grab it and begin pressing the big shiny buttons. ''Ooooooo! Very nice!'' ''Oi!'' Pikachu snaps. ''Oooooo! My fav button!'' I say pressing one and with that a anvil drops on Pikachu. ''That takes care of that!'' ''What about me?'' Growly asks. ''Lets go see what the twerps are up too!'' ''Grrrroooowwwwllliiitttthhhee!'' ''Errr what?'' ''Oh sorry, I meant lets see what else that weapon of sorts Pikachu left can do!'' ''Well anything's better then continuing this piece of drivel!'' We leave, with James standing there pondering his existance.
The end. (Thank god for that!)