So, I've fallen in love with Sorcerer's Apprentice, and I've fallen in love with the pairing of Balthazar x Dave. So, without further ado...ficcage!
Disclaimer: Anybody that you recognize is not mine. Everyone else is up for grabs.
Pairing(s): Balthazar/Dave
Summary: Various little stories that spawn from words from my favorite word generator. Some are long, some are short, and almost all will be slash, save for the gender bender stories. :D Rating will be "T" for now just to be careful. May become "M" if the right prompt comes up.
1. HP - "So, that green bar right there is a printer bar, right?" Dave sighed, his head dropping into his hands.
"No, Balthazar, that's an HP bar. HP in the video game sense means 'hit points', or how many points of health you have. Once that runs out, then you die." This was what seemed like the hundredth time that Dave had explained this to Balthazar in the past hour or so, and still the man didn't seem to get it. It was a simple concept; how could you keep forgetting that the green bar was your HP? But, this was Balthazar, and as much as Balthazar had seen and done, video games were still confusing to him.
Watching him play for a while, Dave was sure that Balthazar had gotten the difference between the printer and the health bar down, and he had just about gotten back into his book about thermodynamics and the study of it when- "So then, does that mean that your HP printer can fight, since it's got HP and all?"
Dave sighed, allowing his head to drop onto the table with an audible THUNK. This was going to be a loooooong day...
END.
As great a sorcerer as Balthazar is, he's just like the stereotypical adult man-he's wonderful with cars (as shown when he changes car styles), but he is absolutely clueless when it comes to things such as computers, computer accessories, and of course, video games (as shown...uh...here). Poor man...he gets no breaks.
So here we are, the first of the BalDave stories, and my first submission after a long, LONG time of lurking. What?...You say there's already some BalDave fics like this on this site? And they're done by the wonderful ArsenicAngel and killerofthesky? And you say that I'm starting a following by doing these things?...Does it help if I say that it's easier for me to write fics when I get a prompt from a word generator? It does? Awesome. (There was no shameless free advertising to those authors and their BalDave fics, what are you talking about? XD)
Anyhoo, if you liked it and want me to continue, please review! If not...uh...then don't review and have a yummy snack, I guess. :D