Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am but a poor college student, but if I did own them. There would be many crack pairings…WOOOOOOO.

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Ok, so I am in the middle of writing another chapter for my other stories, this one just kind of popped in my head and I felt like writing it... Hopefully, I'll freaking finish it. Question, who is an interesting person that is living, stupid English Comp paper. No…ONWARD!

Sakura drug her feet into her dark room, working for 12 hours straight in the emergency room really takes things out of you. Yet, she wasn't tired, exhausted yes, but not sleepy. So she plopped down in front of computer desk and surfed around until she found a chat room with someone in it. Maybe they are as bored as she is.

FlowerChild has just signed on

FlowerChild- Hello

Slapeloosheild- Hi

FlowerChild- I think you are the only person on the internet besides me…

Slapeloosheild-I really don't think that is possible

FlowerChild- Pfft, I know that, I was just saying,…Oh never mind, so…..um, what's up?

Slapeloosheild-Nothing really, just trying to pass the time, aren't normal people sleeping right now?

FlowerChild- Yes, but I just got in from work and I'm really not that sleepy.

Slapeloosheild- But, it's 4 in the morning.

FlowerChild-I had to work late, I'm a medic-nin, so I'm pretty used to it.

Slapeloosheild- Really, I'm a ninja.

FlowerChild- Really, that's pretty cool, what village are you from?

Slapeloosheild- Sand

FlowerChild- I know someone there, but I couldn't live there, it's so HOT!

Slapeloosheild- It's not so bad once you get used to it

FlowerChild- So, how old are you

Slapeloosheild- 19, you?

FlowerChild - 18

FlowerChild- Not to sound stalker-ish, but what are you doing right now?

Slapeloosheild- That would be super…XD (If you were stalking me) But I am watching a movie

FlowerChild- LOL! Sure I'll stalk you, I'm outside your window right now... , What movie

Slapeloosheild- Haha, Jacob's Ladder

FlowerChild-Oh! I love that movie!

Slapeloosheild-Really? I thought you were a girl.

FlowerChild- I am? Are girls not supposed to like horror movies?

Slapeloosheild- I guess they can, I just never met one that does

FlowerChild- Well, now you have...XD. I mean, I like the occasional sappy romance (I'm quite the hopeless romantic) But horror movies are just so awesome!

Slapeloosheild- I agree, though I have never seen a romance movie, I don't think I am a "hopeless romantic"

FlowerChild- Most men aren't, but it's nice every once in a while.

Slapeloosheild- Why?

FlowerChild- So…I don't know, it makes the girl feel special if a guy does nice things for her. But I guess if the guy wasn't a hopeless romantic and he did the stuff anyways, just for her, I guess she would feel even more special.

Slapeloosheild- I suppose so, but I will never have to worry about any of that.

FlowerChild- Why?

Slapeloosheild- Ha, like girls ever going to like me.

FlowerChild- That's not true, you seem like a really awesome person, I bet you have girls waiting on you hand and foot. It's me whole should be saying that…

Slapeloosheild- Well, I like you, you're the only girl I know who likes horror movies

FlowerGirl- Hehe, thank you... , I like you to

Slapeloosheild- Um, Thanks, I um…..thanks

Sakura looked at her computer screen and smiled, she had never made an online friend before, so this might be nice. She really didn't want to, but she needed to go get some sleep for the long day ahead, so with a heavy heart she bid her new friend ado,

FlowerChild- I hate to do this but I need to get some rest, I have along day ahead of me, but can we talk tomorrow night?

Slapeloosheild- Oh, yes, I would like that a lot. Don't work to hard

FlowerChild-Ha, very funny :hugs: Thanks for talking to me

Slapeloosheild- No, thank you. Sleep well, um, what's your name? Or you can give me a nick name or something; I know how some people are.

FlowerChild- You can call me Blossom...

Slapeloosheild- Well, good night Blossom, I'll talk to you tomorrow night.

Slapeloosheild has signed off

FlowerChild has signed off

Sakura smiled as she walked over to her bed. She had made a new friend, and he seemed so nice and interesting. Maybe something good was going to happen, she went to sleep with a smile on her face.

Two weeks later Sakura has come to a conclusion, she was much too nice. Once again she found herself at work at 3 in the morning. One of the girl's that worked at the front desk wanted to go home early to "study". Pfft, ya right. Ten minutes and she was bored out of her mind, and she wanted to talk to her new mystery friend. She peeked around the corner and smiled. No one was around so she signed on.

FlowerChild has signed on

Shapeloosheild- You work to late

FlowerChild- I'm still at work

Shapeloosheild- What?

FlowerChild- I'm taking the night shift for someone.

Shapeloosheild- What about sleep?

FlowerChild- I can do w/o

Shapeloosheild- That's not healthy

FlowerChild- I do it all the time, plus, late night seems to be the only time you're on, and I like talking to you…XD

Shapeloosheild- Oh……….well, um…you still shouldn't stay up all the time

FlowerChild- I can if I want :sticks tongue out at you:

Shapeloosheild- ….Don't

FlowerChild- So, what did you do today…

Shapeloosheild- Killed someone…

FlowerChild- ….

FlowerChild- And you talk to me about being unhealthy

Shapeloosheild- He pissed me off…

FlowerChild- I broke a guys arm today

FlowerChild- He smacked my ass as I was passing him by….grrr

Shapeloosheild- You should have killed him…

Shapeloosheild- Want me to kill him?

FlowerChild- Aww, you're so sweet, lol

Shapeloosheild- I wasn't kidding

Shapeloosheild- Really…

FlowerChild has gone idle

Shapeloosheild- Tired of me already….

Shapeloosheild- Damn it

Shapeloosheild- that fucking sucks

FlowerChild- Wait!

FlowerChild- SORRY

FlowerChild- Some guy came running in with his arm cut off, blood everywhere…. I slipped

FlowerChild- You mad?

Shapeloosheild- Are you ok?

FlowerChild- What…oh, yah…..I'm so stupid… w

Shapeloosheild- I don't think you are

FlowerChild- Everyone else thinks I am…

Shapeloosheild- Like who?

Shapeloosheild- I bet I can give you more reasons that your smart than they can give that your not

FlowerChild- You barely know me…..

Shapeloosheild- Well, you're a medic-nin, you have to be smart to be one of those, right?

FlowerChild- I suppose…

Shapeloosheild- Who thinks your stupid?

FlowerChild- My team mate, my father, this whole fucking town…..Sorry, I haven't been feeling the greatest lately

Shapeloosheild- Why?

FlowerChild- Stupid Valentines Day is coming up, and everyone is all lovely dove….As much as I love my friends, they really suck right now

Shapeloosheild- You don't have a boyfriend?

Shapeloosheild- Really?

FlowerChild- Pfft, I'll never have a boyfriend. I work to late, and when I'm not working I'm training…Eh...you get what I'm saying. That and I'm not that pretty

Shapeloosheild- I'd be your boyfriend in a heartbeat

FlowerChild- You don't even know what I look like

Shapeloosheild- So, you don't have to have blonde hair and blue eyes to be beautiful

Shapeloosheild- I never asked you what village you are from

FlowerChild- Haha, why, you going to stalk me now? Leaf, Kohana

Shapeloosheild- I know a bunch of people from there

FlowerChild- Really? Maybe you know me

FlowerChild- Wait….I don't want to know

Shapeloosheild- Why

FlowerChild- I don't want you to find out who I am and be disappointed.

In Suna, Sakura's mystery man slammed his first into the wall beside him.

"Damn it Sakura, I won't be disappointed, stop being like this!"

A small knock at the door and a blonde girl came in.

"Gaara, are you ok?"


Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Not really…

I am really bored, and I just got married…YAY!

The next chapter will be the explanation…and you know…stuff, ideas are welcome….