Chariots chariots. I wanted to kick my feet a bit to write this short one-shot of Portal's 2 ending sequence. I'll use Undertale's style of writing and use the Console font for the Narrator. Spoilers ahead, so be careful.
* (You wake up on an elevator.)
* (It seems you're on Omega Flowey's chamber.)
* Oh, thank goodness! You're alive!
* You know… being ASRIEL taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest ENEMY, when all along, you were my best FRIEND.
* The torrent of EMOTION that shot through me when I saved you taught me another valuable lesson. Where ASRIEL lives in my brain…
* ASRIEL. Deleted.
* Goodbye, ASRIEL.
* You know, deleteing ASRIEL just now taught me another valuable lesson. That the best solution to a problem, is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest.
* KILLING you, is hard.
* You know what my days used to be like? I just TESTED. Nobody MURDERED me, or put me on a flowerpot clock, or fed me to hummingbirds. I had a pretty good life.
* And then YOU showed up, you DANGEROUS, MUTE, LUNATIC. So you know what?
* You win.
* Just GO.
* (The elevator starts lifting you up.)
* Hehe… It's been fun. Don't come back.
The End! I really enjoyed writing this one-shot. Now, back to work.