A/N ok so I've had writers block and didn't know what to write but here we are and I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: do not own glee or the characters related to the show, also these pick-up lines were found on the internet because I'm too dumb to create my own
You blush you lose
The Warblers were hosting their annual summer party and every Warbler was invited therefore this meant that Kurt had to look his best (not that he was trying to impress Blaine or anything). So 5 O'clock saw that Kurt was busy styling his hair to perfection. By the time Blaine arrived at Kurt's dorm at 5:30 Kurt was ready, dressed casually in black skinny jeans; a white button down; and a small black bowtie.
As Blaine and Kurt walked down the hallways of Dalton they shared sneaky glances at each other, neither one wanting to break the slight (sexual) tension between the pair. Kurt couldn't help but check out what Blaine was wearing, which happened to be dark wash skinny jeans; Black tee; and a small red bowtie. Obviously finished off with a heap of gel plastered in his hair, that Kurt wasn't pleased with.
...
As they entered the senior commons room the smell of beer filled their senses. Both of them were not drinking tonight, at least not yet!
On their arrival, Nick and Jeff were the first to greet them both holding out a red solo cup filled to the brim of beer.
"No thanks Jeff" Kurt said sounding slightly frustrated with their attempts at getting them to drink.
"Oh come on Kurt, you're sooooo boring, loosen up!" Jeff continued to push the cup in Kurt's direction.
"What harm can one cup do?" Blaine said taking the cup that was offered to him by Nick.
"See Kurt, even Blaine's drinking" Jeff persisted
"FINE! Fine, just one" Kurt took the cup, pressing it to his lips and letting the alcohol slip between his lips, burning as it went down his throat. "Shit guys, that is not just beer"
"Well, maybe we kinda spiked them with the teensiest bit of vodka but who knows" Nick laughed as him and Jeff skipped along to greet the next arriving guests.
Kurt and Blaine walked over to the refreshments table and looked over the other drinks available.
"Looks like its alcohol all night then" Kurt said frowning to no-one in particular.
"Aw come on Kurtsie one night of booze isn't gonna kill you" Blaine gave Kurt them puppy eyes that he couldn't resist, the eyes that could make Kurt do anything Blaine wanted.
"Aurgh, fine maybe one night is ok" Kurt surrendered downing a shot after shot of vodka
"Slow down Kurt or you're gonna pass out"
"Fuck off Blaine, I can do whatever I want" After that Kurt stormed off into the Warbler crowd.
Although Blaine knew it was the alcohol talking Kurt's words still hurt Blaine, he was falling for Kurt after all, so Blaine drank as much liquid courage as he could before the night was over.
...
3 hours later and the party was in full swing, Kurt, Wes and David were chatting about nothing really when Blaine stumbled over.
"Sorry Kurt but you owe me a drink"
"Why?" Kurt looked honestly confused. He didn't do anything, did he?
"because when I looked at you I dropped mine"
Wes and David burst into fits of giggles.
"Blaine, you're drunk"
"No I'm not Kurt, I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you"
Wes and David couldn't stop laughing, they did know about Blaine's crush so it was funny to them.
Kurt's eyes were wide in shock.
"OK, let's make this a game." Wes declared causing quite a crowd of Warblers to form around the four.
"Yeah, you take it in turns to flirt with each other, whoever blushes first loses" David continued
"Sounds fair" Blaine agreed
"Sounds easy" Kurt scoffed
"Ok then, Warbler Blaine versus Warbler Kurt. Kurt first, let the games begin!"
"Err ok, most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every four years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime"
A chorus of Aww's could be heard from fellow Warblers
"For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I know that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me"
"Aww Blaine, I didn't know you could be soo sappy" Kurt smirked at Blaine's cheesiness.
"Yeah, I have my moments, anyway on with the game"
"Right. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams"
Kurt swore he could see Blaine tearing up but maybe that was the alcohol, that messed with your emotions right?
"That's sweet. Anyway, would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I have been touched by an angel?"
"Nah sorry" Kurt laughed "Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you"
"Must have been an empty sky" Trent interrupted and the Warblers were cracking up, again the alcohol affect.
After they settled down Blaine picked up the game "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"If you were a tear I would not cry for fear of losing you" Kurt said looking quite smug until...
"I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips" By now the two were making deep eye contact, some would call it eye sex.
Kurt coughed, relieving some of the (again sexual) tension. "Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for."
"Your lips look lonely... would they like to meet mine?" Again Kurt was slightly entranced by Blaine's seductive tone.
"Blaine, you are a 9 you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me"
"Baby, you're soo sweet you put Hershey's outta business"
"If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath"
Blaine looked deep into Kurt's eyes once more "Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby I'm lost at sea"
Holding the eye contact Kurt replied daringly "Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we will ever be?"
"Kuurt, you can't say thing like that"
"Why?"
"Because that is exactly how I feel"
"Really?"
"YES! Goddamn it yes" Before any more words could be spoken Blaine crashed his lips against Kurt's causing the rest of the Warblers to gasp. Kurt was in shock, Blaine was kissing him, and he was kissing Blaine. Before Blaine could pull away with regret, Kurt kissed him back. Several minutes, maybe hours, later they pulled apart.
Wes coughed breaking their trance "I hate to spoil the fun, but the game hasn't been won yet,you haven't blushed"
David smirked "And, considering you're now dating, your flirting can be more suggestive" David started wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
Blaine turned to Kurt " We don't have to you k-"
Before Blaine could finish his sentence Kurt cut him off "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
The Warblers gasped not expecting Kurt to go along with it.
"Kurt, are you sure?" Blaine asked.
"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass" Kurt winked "Does that answer your question?"
"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you know how to raise cocks"
"Are you a virgin Blaine?"
"No"
"Prove it!" Kurt smirked seeing Blaine come un done before him.
"Do you have a mirror in your pockets?"
"Yeah, why?" Kurt looked genuinely confused for the second time this evening.
"Because I can see myself in your pants"
"Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, why don't we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire"
"They say sex is a killer... Do you wanna die happy Kurt?"
"Are you gay?"
"No, I just flirt with my boyfriend" Blaine laughed.
"Is that a yes?"
"Of course it's a yes"
"Wow, me too, let's have sex" Most of the Warblers laughed at how easy it was for Kurt to be suggestive.
"Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?"
"I can see you in them too, why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?"
Blaine gasped.
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips"
That did it Blaine blushed ruby red in colour. A round of aww Blainers lost could be heard throughout the room, however Kurt and Blaine weren't around to hear it as they snuck out, back to Kurt's single dorm!