Dreadly Fawkes raised the 'wand', and Valkyrie sighed. She was getting tired of him. At first it was amusing, a crazed sorcerer that made a spark one day, and thought the Harry Potter books were real. He was absolutely insane.
"Dreadly, please, put down the stick, it'll do nothing-" Valkyrie attempted, but he squealed, "No! I'm a magic wizard! Expelliarmus!"
Valkyrie hoped Skulduggery would arrive, so Valkyrie could stop guarding him, in case he flipped out.
Valkyrie took out her phone as Dreadly pointed the wand (with a tail from a Fire Horse he called a unicorn inside) at a fox, shouting different 'spells' and suddenly, he stood up straight, and said, "Fine, fox, you leave me no choice. Avada Kedavra!" and suddenly a great flash of light came from the wand, and the fox fell, dead.
"No…" Valkyrie said,
"Way…" Skulduggery said, arriving behind her.
"That- that's impossible" Skulduggery protested, as the man shouted in delight.
Skulduggery pulled out his gun, and aimed it at the man, "How did you do that?" Skulduggery shouted, and the man laughed, and said,
"Oh, put that Muggle weapon away, you fool, I'm magic, I'm special!" he squealed, in absolute love with his powers.
Valkyrie, quick as a flash, snatched the wand from him, pointed at a rabbit, and shouted "Avada Kedavra!" feeling like a moron, and, nothing happened. The man giggled, and said "Oops, I guess you're a Muggle!" and Valkyrie snapped the wand in two.
And oh, did he cry.