This is a little story I like to call my 'memefic'. This is actually the rewrite because I buggered up the last one by being bad at writing.

Anyway, I've not got much to say other than enjoy!

Story Start!

A screen appeared in front of me.

Oh, hi there.

You seem to have had an accident.

'What?'

Through no fault of your own, you have died.

'Well shit.'

Though I'm sure you've realised what these screens mean.

'I sure have.'

Yup. You have 'The Gamer' now.

'Fuck yeah boi!'

Now let's get some basic stuff out of the way, my name is Rob. Your friendly neighbourhood omnipotent being. I will be your GM.

'Nice.'

Let's start with getting your character creation out of the way. I'll create an entirely new body for you because your old one is kinda...out of commission. Like, when you died, you died.

'Heh, sounds like I had a painful time.'

Yeah, but that's in the past and won't affect your new life. Anyway, what do you want your new body to be like?

'Uhh, maybe like...no, I know! I wanna be a loli trap, super tiny.'

Sure thing. What kind of age you looking at?

'Probably around 15-16.'

Got it, well that's the body made. Stat distribution time. You get 25 starter points to distribute over 5 stats; STR, DEX, INT, WIS, LUK.

'Oh sure, I think I'm gonna spec in magic so let's go with like 12 in INT, 8 in WIS, 3 in LUK, and 1 in STR and DEX.'

Alright, we're almost done now. This is my own brand of 'The Gamer' so it has a few changes. Namely, you can choose to operate on a normal difficulty or my special 'Hard Mode'. Here are the changes Hard Mode makes:

Difficulty Boosts:

1. All NPC enemies are 180% stronger in every stat except LUK.

2. The 'Gamer's Mind' ability is removed.

3. The 'Gamer's Body' ability is severely nerfed.

- Injuries sustained actually affect the body instead of just reducing HP.

- HP recovery is greatly reduced.

- HP recovery heals HP but won't heal injuries until you are out of combat & at full HP.

Rewards:

1. Training & unassigned stat point gains are multiplied by 1.5.

2. The perk system is activated.

'Wow, gains. I'll activate Hard Mode sure. How hard can it be, I'll just munchkin farm.'

Alright, Hard Mode activated. That's setup done. As a recap, here's your profile which can be summoned by saying or thinking 'Status'.

Name: Elodie Lillywhite; Age: 15;

Level: 1; EXP: 0/25;

Title: The Gamer;

Affiliations: None;

Race: Human;

HP: 40/40; Regen: 0.5/hour;

MP: 50/50; Regen: 5.0/hour;

STR: 1 (1);

DEX: 1 (1);

INT: 12 (12);

WIS: 8 (8);

LUK: 3 (3);

Unspent: 0;

Money: £0.00;

Since this Gamer is a variant, some of your starting skills are different too. You can see them by saying 'Skills'.

[Gamer's Body (Weak)] {Passive};

Level: Maxed;

The user can fully recover even lost limbs with enough time.

[Apathetic Outlook] {Passive};

Level: Maxed;

You lost Gamer's Mind but gained this skill because of your previous body. It won't keep you perfectly calm in combat situations but you can make decisions without the cloud of emotion.

Well, that's you setup and ready to go. I'm going to plop you down in your previous town, you can do what you want from then on. Have fun.

New chapters on other stories coming out soon...probably...I don't know, don't expect much from me lmao.