Okay… please don't hate me for this… I know I suck at writing so… yeah…
As you all know Tite Kubo is the one and only person that can own Bleach… and no one else… like me… T^T
My sister wanted me to do this… blame her if it goes bad…
Okay so this story is a parody of what happened when Ichigo met Ulquiorra meets again and Ulquiorra tells him that Rukia is no mo… Oh ya I forgot… This story is mostly a conversation…
Ulquiorra Ichigo Grimmjow
"Y- You're… Ulquiorra!"
"You remember my name… anyways… Rukia Kuchiki is dead."
"Wh- What?"
"Actually… she and the novena espada killed each other. Her face was cut and a trident was thrust to her guts. She's quite dead."
"That's a lie! It was just a drop on her spiritual pressure. Anyways, you didn't fight her so how would you…?"
"Synchronized Awareness, I t was one of the novena espadas abilities and one of his duties. He could instantly relay data about any enemy he was facing… to his comrades."
*Ichigo Walking away*
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to save Rukia."
"I told you, she's dead."
"I don't believe you"
"Have it your way, but shouldn't you kill me first?"
"I have no reason to kill you."
"What do you mean?"
"We may be enemies… but you haven't hurt any of my friends yet"
"You think not? What if I told you that I brought Orihime Inoue to Hueco Mundo?"
*Ichigo turns around in fury*
"Who?"
"You know… that woman…"
"Sorry… but I have no idea…"
"You know… the girl with big boobs…"
"Rangiku?"
"No…"
"You talking about Nel?"
"No. Not her…"
"Tia?"
"No… wait what were we talking about?"
"I… I don't know…"
"Well… since were not doing anything… would you like some tea?"
"Ahh… sure but I have to save my girlfriend first…"
"I know where she is…"
"Thanks… c'mon… let's go"
*Shunpoes/ Sonidos off to Rukia… meeting Grimmjow along the way…*
"Yo"
"Trash"
"Yo"
"Wanna come with us for tea… trash?"
"Sure…"
"Feels like were missing someone."
"Who?"
"Who?"
"You're pretty forgetful…"
"Thanks…"
*The three of them then walks off to Aizen's Kitchen where they drink tea and have some cookies…"
~Extra~
"Um Hello? Anyone?" Orihime whimpered.
"Bastards…" Rukia muttered after falling unconscious.
Okay soo… sorry if you hate it… don't know what to do if you like it… but please R&R!