The Movies

One day, the Digidestineds, without their Digimon, decided to see a movie. Any movie. Just to make fun of it like those guys on 'Mystery Science Theatre 3000.' They used an 'Eeny-meenie-minie-moe' technique and found themselves watching something so hideous, so terrorising...
...that they had to go see and make fun of another movie, and that was...
...Pokémon...
Nice choice, don't 'ya think?
Narrator: One day, on a peaceful, lazy day in summer break -
Tai (imitating the Narrator) : - a homisidal maniac had killed everyone in this stupid movie, the end.
Sora : Wow, you really cut to the chase.
Ash: The weathers great! I'm getting a bit sleepy.
(all of the pokemon are sound asleep)
Joe (imitating the Narrator) : - and as they slept, people walked by and stole everything they had owned.
Narrator: It's a day for a afternoon nap. Hmm? What is this? Togepi doesn't seem to be sleepy.
Kari (imitating Togepi) : I just had a bunch of coffee, don't mess with me.
(A bunch of Lady-Ba fly by)
Narrator: Where are all of the Lady-Ba going?
Matt (imitating Lady-Ba) : We're flying, you half-wit.
(Togepi stares at the Lady-Ba, then suddenly starts to fall and scream)
Mimi (imitating Togepi as it screamed) : I knew I shouldn't have messed with the writers...
(Pikachu snaps awake)
Takeru (imitating Pikachu) : Stupid egg. I was having a great dream.
Pikachu: Pipipi?
Tai (imitating Pikachu) : Why is there a big whole in the ground?
(Psyduck snaps awake, too)
Izzy (imitating Psyduck) : Oh, the hole? It's probably mine.
Meowth: Where's the camp grounds?
Tai: Dude, that cat-thing talked!
(Togepi nails Meowth in the head, causing them both to fall, right past a field of Diglett/Dugtrio, then through a hole in the ground)
Meowth: Wha-wha meeow!!!
Joe (imitating Meowth) : Hey!, breakfast!
Narrator: Oh no! Togepi and Meowth have fallen down a hole!
Sora: Oh no, what ever shall we do?
(Pikachu and co. follow the path)
Pikachu: Pipipi! (he yells down the hole)
Kari (imitating Pikachu) : Wait breakfest, I mean Togepi, come back!
Psyduck: DUCK!!!
(Psyduck starts running towards them.)
Narrator: Psyduck can't stop!
Matt : Sure he can, all he has to do is fall to the ground.
Tai : Nah, that duck is too stupid for that.
(Psyduck pushes them all down the hole)
Tai : See, what did I tell 'ya?
Pikachu: Chaa? PIKA!!!
Mimi (imitating Pikachu) : Remind me to kill that stupid duck.
Squirtle: TLE!!!
Joe (imitating Squirtle) : Will do.
Pikachu: chuuuuu!!!
Mimi (imitating Pikachu) : Great!
Narrator: What shall we do? Pikachu and friends have fallen down the hole!
(They fall down the hole, seemingly forever, while the opening credits roll)
Tai: Dude, the movie is over! Hooray!
Izzy: No, Tai, those are just the 'opening' credits. We're still in a good fifteen or twenty minutes.
Tai: Crud.
(Suddenly a swarm of Lady-Ba rescue Pikachu and Co.)
Pikachu: Pika?!
Matt (imitating Pikachu) : Dudes?
Narrator: All of the Lady-Ba have rescued them! But, where is this?
Pikachu: Pika!
Sora (imitating Pikachu) : Stupid Narrator!, we're in a big ugly tree.
(Pikachu & Co. are carried by Lady-Ba through the forest, and then to a big tree, which the Lady-Ba let them off on)
Pikachu: Pikaaaa!
Narrator: What an amazingly huge tree.
Squirtle: Squirtsquirt!
Kari (imitating Squirtle) : Thats what we said, you idiot.
Lady-Ba: Dii-dii! (Elekid comes up to P&Co.)
Narrator: It's the Electric Pokemon, -
Joe (imitating Narrator) : - Batman!
Narrator: - Elekid!
(Electricity goes around Elekid's prongs.)
Joe : Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, Batman!
Elekid: Bibibi!
Tai (imitating Elekid) : Sir, we are out of toilet paper, sir!
(Squirtle puts on his sunglasses)
Squirtle: Squirt!
Matt (imitating Squirtle) : I shall handle this, for I am...IDIOT MAN!
Pikachu: Pi? Pika?! (Pikachu tries to get Squirtle to get his sunglasses off)
Sora (imitating Pikachu) : You were an idiot before you had the glasses on.
Squirtle: Squirt!? (He grudgingly puts them off)
Matt (imitating Squirtle) : No I wasn't, it's all in the glasses. Try 'em on for yourself.
Pikachu (Smiling): Pikachu!
Sora (imitating Pikachu) : No thanks. I don't think I could ever take your power away.
Elekid (Smiling): Bibi!?
Takeru (imitating Elekid) : Are you insulting superheroes?
Narrator: Great! It looks like they've become friends!
Kari : You just keep telling yourself that.
(Lots of pokemon, ranging from Weedle to Lickitung are in the tree)
Narrator: There's lots of wild pokemon in this tree. They must -
Joe (imitating Narrator) : - be loitering. Kill 'em all!
Narrator: - all live here.
Pikachu: Pikapikapikachu.
Takeru (imitating Pikachu) : Hey dudes, wheres your bathroom?
Narrator:Pikachu must be asking about Togepi.
Elekid: Bibi!
Tai (imitating Elekid) : No, he needs to use the restroom, you moron.
Narrator: Elekid just got an idea! He must know where Togepi is, and he is going to help them find -
Takeru (imitating Narrator) : - the bathroom!
Narrator: - him.
(P&Co. Walk off, following Elekid)
(Elekid starts walking on a short branch, going up a tree, with no fear. P&Co. carefully inch up the branch after him)
(Elekid points up)
Elekid: Bibi!
Mimi (imitating Elekid) : Theres that bathroom!
(A bunch of nests of Exeggcutes are in a huge section of the tree)
Narrator: Here is where all of the Exeggcute live!
Kari (imitating Elekid) : No they don't. I leave hear. (mumbling) Stupid.
(Pikachu jumps on a branch, and up next to a nest, where Togepi is with some Exeggcute)
Pikachu: Pipipi!
Tai (imitating Pikachu) : Ha!, thought you could get away, didn't you?
Togepi: Choge!
Matt (imitating Togepi) : Yeah. I thought I had you fooled.
Narrator: Togepi, being here?
Izzy (imitating Pikachu) : No, (pointing to his stomache), Togepi be here.
(Bulbasar tries to lift Togepi with his vines, but one of the Exeggcute chomps on the vine.
Joe (imitating Exeggcute) : Hands off.
Bulbasaur: BULBA!!!
Sora (imitating Bulbasaur) : Hey!, I just got those vines cleaned.
Narrator: That's strange, one of the Exeggcute are missing.
Kari (imitating 'missing' Exeggcute) : No, I'm right here next to Bob.
Squirtle: Squirt!
Tai (imitating Squirtle) : Look at all the eggs. (stars form) Breakfast time!
(Togepi jumps out of the nest, to go be with Pikachu, but the Exeggcute follow, and yell at Togepi.)
Togepi: Choge?
Mimi (imitating Togepi) : Geroni...mo?
Narrator: The Exeggcute think that Togepi is one -
Mimi (imitating Narrator) : - of the Backstreet Boys!
All the guys : AHHHHHHHH!
Narrator: - of them...
Psyduck: Duck?
Joe (imitating Psyduck) : Cool!, another line.
Pikachu:pi-kaa!
Izzy (imitating Pikachu) : I steal have to use the restroom.
(P&Co. leave.)

To Be Continued...