25 things Jace ISN'T allowed to do.
Call up an Irish person claiming Clary to be a leprechaun. [It just ain't funny]
Run around the institute screaming "MAGNUS IS EDWARD CULLEN".
Ask church where his priest is.
Call Luke 'Luke Skywolfer'
Steal Isabelle's whip to use it as a rope.
Call Maia and ask her if she knows Jacob Black.
Steal Magnus' Glitter
And cover himself in it.
And claim himself to be Jasper Hale.
Ask Jocelyn if it's okay to get Clary Pregnant.
Tell Simon that Isabelle's cheating on him with church.
Tell Maia, Isabelle loves her.
Simon does not like being called Damien Maslin [Gay Vampire out of House of Night]
Flirting with Kaelie with Clary around.
Tell Clary he's leaving her for church.
Claim Isabelle to be a lesbian.
Swap Magnus' and Simon's clothes.
Tell Alec he's in love with him
JACE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS ALEC.
Then claim he's having a gay affair with him.
Tell Jocelyn he got Clary pregnant.
Pin Clary down in the shop.
And say "I've got you now leprechaun. Now where's my pot of gold?"
Locking Maia and Isabelle in a room together.
Hoping they will make-out.
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