Looking
by Smudge
"We split it 50 50, it's fair!" The desperate Padme cried out at her boyfriend. "Yea, right I'm doing all the work!" He snapped back. "Okay, 60 40?" They headed up the dusty dune with Obi-Wan following behind them, trying his best not to laugh his heart out at the two bickers. Anakin headed up first and Padme shouted behind him, "So I suppose 70 30 would be out of the question?" She then suddenly tripped and for support grabbed on to Anakin's utility belt firing his blaster. Both Master and Padawan ignited their lightsabers in fighting stance, as a result of jedi reflexes and instinct.
The two jedi looked down at the sheepishly smiling Padme. "80 20?" Anakin grinned mischievously as he unignited his saber. He scrunched down, "80 20 huh? Well, Padme I wouldn't exactly call you an experience tracker." Padme helped herself up and snapped at him, "Well your just following a bunch of bantha tracks, anybody can do that!" Anakin through his hands up, "Oh anybody can do that huh? You see that peko over there?" He said pointed his blaster at an innocent peko peko bird sitting on a stalagmite. "Oh no, no no don't!" Padme cried, grabbing Anakin's arm away from his aim. "I'm not gonna shoot the peko, but you know what that bird means?" Padme leaned in close her voice full of curiosity and interest. "What?" she whispered. "Anakin looked out of the corner of his eye and saw Obi-Wan smirking. "Absolutely nothing. But see you didn't know that." Anakin zipped past her, "Yes I did!" "No, you didn't!" "Yes, I did!"
The two argued like five year olds. "Ssh!" Anakin commanded. He slowly scrunched down to the ground. "What? You smell a bunch of tusken raiders on Alderaan?" Padme asked with sarcasm ringing through her voice. Anakin laid on his side with his ear pressed against the ground. Padme did the same, interested in what he heard. After moments passed the impatient Padme questioned, "So what do you hear?" Anakin tilted his head slightly to face her, "Huh? Oh I was just trying to get some sleep before sundown." Padme's mouth dropped in disgust and she got off the dusty ground, infuriated. Anakin started chuckling to himself but it was quickly replaced by a "OOMPH!" as Padme stepped hard on his stomach crossing over him. She sat on a rock beside Obi-Wan who was using all his power not to laugh at the not so perfect queen.
Night fall came and they found a large campground full of bounty hunters and scum. The trio hid behind some bushes, summing up there conflict. "Anakin you go in."
"ME!! I've only got a blaster and lightsaber on me!" Padme smirked, "You said that you were the best, why are you so afraid of mere rouges?" Anakin parried her sarcastic smile. "Well, here Anakin, take Oafy-Wan's blaster to even it up." Obi-Wan glared at her, "My name is Obi-Wan, he's Anakin, you're Padme, I'm Obi-Wan!" The two friends started arguing, when Anakin busted out really loud, "SSSH!" They all clamped their hands over their mouths. Anakin looked around and his blue eyes led to Padme. "Give it to me!"
"Excuse me?" She cried confused. Anakin wrapped his arms around her waist, "Just give it to me, this might be my last chance!" Padme declared, "How dare you!" She pulled away from his arms and Anakin got a blaster that was hidden behind her. "I wanted this, not to have sex with you!!" Padme looked at him with chocolate brown eyes, "Why not?" Obi-Wan and Anakin stared at her and then eachother, "WHAT!?" Padme screamed. The two men shook their heads and Anakin went in for a stick up.
Okay, I just wanna see how this is received and if it isn't if I should continue it because if it's no good I don't see the point.