Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing, even though Alucard's sexy as Chisato from Kirepapa, I don't own him (or Chisato for that matter)
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"Master, is it possible for...us...to die?" Seras asked into the darkness. To her displeasure, a chuckle boomed from the shadows.
"It depends," She could hear him smile. "If it's those trash-of-a-vampires, they die quite easily. Just shoot them with a blessed bullet and you're done."
"I mean us." Seras's voice trembled slightly just as a shady figure swooped next to her, grasping her shoulders, letting his fingers graze her bust.
Biting back the urge to call him a sex-starved rat, she continued, "What's our weaknesses?"
Alucard smiled, flashing her his fanged smile and tipped his hat.
"Each vampire has his or her own weakness," His accent filled the air. "Remember that last vampire we fought?"
"The Showgirl?" They slowly make their way to a few red velvet plush chairs and sit in one; Alucard in the seat and Seras perched the left arm like a parrot.
"Indeed, do you remember how we killed her?"
"Yes, we pushed her into the holy water at the church," She said, growing uneasy with the hand that teased her ass.
"A few Hellsing researchers gave me some information on the creation of it. She couldn't swim and the vampire that bit her attacked her in the church. Her transformation began when she fell in the holy water," Alucard purred, gazing up at the endless ceiling. "But all vampires, except me, can die by this." He patted his breast pocket, feeling the silver gun. "It's easier to shoot, but I was running low on bullets that day"
"Most every vampire I've ever fought has either been born from a vampire couple, or like you, bitten by vampire. But me," He smirked. "To kill me...is nearly impossible. Even if you shoot me with this gun a thousand times, I won't die. The only way to terminate me forever is to cut my body into 666 strips, burn them, place them in my coffin, then burn the coffin itself."
"Why is it so hard to kill you?" Seras asked, edging away from his wandering hand the crept closer to her still.
"I am the only vampire of my kind; I was human-made in order to kill other vampires." Her eyes widened in shock.
"Oh...so then what's my weakness?" Seras just noticed Alucard's clothed leg coil around her own, gently fondling it.
Gazing into her scarlet eyes, he whispered, "Your weakness...is me."
"What?" She asked, fiddling with one of the pins on her jacket. Suddenly, it had become very, very interesting and shiny to her.
"Only I can kill you," He purred. "But that's the last thing on my mind." Alucard's arms snaked around her stomach and started unbuttoning her Hellsing uniform, watching her fidget, but then give up.
Oh, what the hell, Seras thought, I give up on this horny bastard.