Okay guys, I know I've been holding off on my old fics but I'm just going to lay it down right now. I'm still on block with "you're mine" and I'm writing another chap for "A new path" as we speak on the side. If anyone would like to help get off this writer's block and fix my problem plz message me, I would really appreciate it; just need a few suggestions and help with some "erotic" things :D. Since it's a new year, I decided to start with something fresh and funny. This is a new series/sketch ive come up with and their super short so there should be no delays. Moments of most of the KH characters changed up into completely random crap. I had a vote on which character to start off with at school and everybody decided Ventus was the main man. And I'm sure everyone agrees that he is, besides sora. *hates sora* XD
Anyway, hope you all enjoy it. …I OWN NOTHING, ALL CHARACTERS OWNED BY SQUARE ENIX…
"I hope Terra is okay…I can't believe the master didn't pass him…"
Ventus couldn't help but sigh he walked down the hall leading to the trio's bedrooms. He knew it was Terra's own fault for summoning the darkness in battle, but that still didn't give that stupid pony-tailed bitchfuck the right to fail him for something as stupid as that. The bastard had told them hundreds of times how evil the darkness was yet fed the roaming unversed that usually hung around at night leftovers from Terra's cooking (Terra's a terrible cook apparently XD).
"Come to think of it, I could have sworn I saw him holding hands with master Xehanort before the match."
He gagged at the thought as he arrived to his bedroom door, quickly opening it and shutting it behind him.
"So much for giving him a surprise," (Cough surprise buttsex cough) he grumbled somewhat disappointed before throwing himself on his bed, not even noticing the dark figure leaning against the wall in the corner.
"Mmm yeah…I was told we need him for future plans but I highly doubt he'll be walking once I'm done with him…Like a younger version of Jesse McCartney, except more blonde and the perfect hands to handle my-"
"WHO ARE YOU!"
Vanitas quickly broke away from his thoughts to stare at the boy who finally took notice of him. "Like I have to tell you ki-"
"STALKER!" Ventus shouted and pointed dramatically with a finger before picking up his nightstand lamp and throwing it at the masked boy.
Vanitas quickly jumped out of the way. "Holy shit kid relax! I'm not going to- What the fuck!" He quickly jumped out of the way, dodging the overgrowntelescope that nearly missed his head.
"I have a right to defend myself! Aqua was right about psychopath stalkers existing; I can't believe I didn't believe her!"
"I don't about psychopath, but I do admit I love kids." (Lolwut?) Vanitas laughed evilly inside before walking over to the blonde boy cautiously. "Will you relax? I'm not a stalker (bullshit) and I just wanted to talk to you for a sec."
"You could have just stood outside my door instead of hiding in here like a surprise rapist."
"And miss the possibility of you stripping out of your sweaty battle clothes? Fuck that shit."
"Err yeah, sorry about that. It was kind of important so I really couldn't wait." He lied while rubbing the back of his neck.
Ventus sighed before crossing his arms over his chest. "Fine, what is it?" he asked somewhat annoyed now while sitting on the edge of his bed.
"Your friend Terra is going to leave you soon, and let's just say he won't be the same anymore once he does."
"Yeaaaahhh, and?" Ventus rolled his eyes waiting for him to get to the point.
"The only way for you to possibly stop him is if you go out there and see the worlds for yourself. Find him and maybe stop him from letting his darkness get to him, the choice is yours." Vanitas chuckled now as he continued to watch the boy in front of him, hoping to get some sort of reaction out of him but surprisingly, his expression didn't change a bit.
"Why would I want to stop him? It's not like if I have any control over his actions or what he does anyway. If he wants to steal hearts, get sexually molested by your master, and hit puberty really fast because of the darkness, whatever that's on him. Besides, I think dark; angst guys with freaky hair are kind of sexy." Ventus giggled before blushing while Vanitas gave him a dumbfounded look.
"He's soooo fucking adorable! But that really wasn't the reaction I was expecting, what if he doesn't leave?"
Vanitas thought for a second before chuckling evilly again. "So you're into men of darkness huh? Well then, what do you think about me so far?" He walked up to the boy now and gently ran one of his fingers against his cheek, causing him to jump back.
"Well I admit your outfit is pretty intimidating. But the fact that your abs stick out too clearly along with that big bulge down below, makes me think your master most likely has a thing for you and molests you while you sleep." Ventus stated simply while Vanitas's jaw dropped.
"Master Xehanort has never-"
"And the fact your wearing a mask that looks like a fishbowl makes me think your either mentally retarded and wearing it to protect yourself from further head trauma or you have the face only a mother can love and master Xehanort forced you to wear it because every time he looked at you he wanted to set himself on fire or get so drunk to the point that he couldn't even tell the difference when he looked at you."
Vanitas was speechless and could have sworn his bottom lip began to quiver slightly. The kid had balls; no one had ever talked to him like that before and besides hurt and speechless…He was pretty impressed.
"I can't believe he said that to me! No wonder the master wants me to stalk him, I didn't think he was gonna cut it but from the looks of things now, I say he's going to kick ass…Well, after he admits he needs and wants me."
"But Terra on the other hand, I'd let him fuck my brains out. I mean literally, on the floor, against the wall, in the master's bed, anywhere! Tough, dirty, and knows how to have fun. I can only imagine how powerful he'll be if he does turn to darkness."
While Ventus began drooling at the thoughts of his brown haired crush, Vanitas felt his black heart break at the boy's speech about his friend. How the hell could he find that arrogant, foolish brown-headed pussy better and sexier than him? He was full-fledged darkness and could easily dominate anyone he chose, yet the kid was in love with that loser?
"Stupid kid, after I show him just how dark and crazy I can be I'm sure he'll have second thoughts about that bastard. I don't care either way, his ass is mine and mine alone…But of course I can't reveal that to him yet, Xehanort would kill me if I ruined his plans…I just have to play it off and be patient."
Tears began to fall from his eyes now as he clenched both hands into fists. "I fucking hate you kid! The master made me wear this suit; I didn't even want to wear in the first place! And I hope you're so called friend cuts off your balls and force feeds them to you when he turns to the darkness, then you'll be sorry!" He cried out before running straight into a portal of darkness while Ventus shook his head.
"Poor bastard just couldn't handle the truth," he couldn't help but laugh for a moment before letting himself lay back against the bed. "But still…If Terra does except the darkness…Will he really become a whole new person? What if he forgets all about me?"
Besides that, he had also became aware that he had told that boy he had a crush on a guy; his best friend. What if he went and told other people, or worse. He had known Terra and could easily find him and tell him, or even possible hurt him! Na, he was sure Terra wouldn't listen to that kid and could take care of himself. But still, he could only imagine how Terra would react if he had told him, or maybe he already knew and was just waiting for him to confess. There were so many different possibilities and secrets he didn't know how to react; after all, this was his first crush, and one of the same sex.
"I wonder what everyone would say if they found out I liked guys…I'm sure they wouldn't care. Fuck, I don't even care what they think, as long as I'm happy it shouldn't matter damnit!
He quickly sat up and leaned over to open up the window next to his bed. He peeked his head out to look down below, hoping to find Terra somewhere but sadly he was nowhere to be seen. "Guess he hasn't left yet."
He surveyed the area again, only this time to capture the sight of his master and master Xehanort walking down the path to a garden which wasn't too close away from his window. He quickly shouted their names, causing their heads to perk up and look his way. He laughed again now and waved to them while they both smiled and waved back.
"MASTER ERAQUS GUESS WHAT? BALLS TO THE FACE ARE A GOOD THING! GUY ON GUY IS NORMAL! ISN'T THAT AWESOME!" He hollered and pumped his fist in the air cheering while Eraqus's eyes widened and his mouth dropped in shock. Xehanort on the other hand fell to the ground and began to laugh his ass off like a mad man, which caused the samurai to immediately glare down and holler at him about this being his fault and something about wanting a divorce. (lmao XD)
To Be Continued…
Well what do you guys think so far? Didn't take me very long to write but I have to say, I was lolling the whole time I was writing this. I like Vanitas, but have to say that mask makes him look stupid, not to mention the KH creators basically cut off Sora's head, gave it an emo appearance, and pasted onto a former version of riku's dark outfit; wasn't too impressed lol. And yes, I hate Terra, don't ask me why because my list goes on and it's full of very inappropriate comments and puns. Anyway, look out for Part.2, I should have it posted soon or in a few days, since I'm working on 2 other fics as well. And don't forget to message me if you want to help me continue "You're mine," I don't need A LOT of help, I'm just blocked on certain parts, forgive me. -_-
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