BAD LUCK American vocal collection

(a/n: None of this is meant to be perverted or make fun of the characters. I apologize in advance for any ooc-ness)

K and Sakano are sitting at a table in front of an audience and camera crew in the Virgin record store in Times Square.

K: Hey! This is Mistah K, the manager of the super group BAD LUCK. *stares at Sakano and Kicks his foot*

Sakano: H-hi. I'm a….Sakano…their producer. *adjusts glasses*

K: OK. We're here to introduce BAD LUCK's newest CD and their first ever released in America, "American vocal collection"

Sakano: How did you get Shindou-kun to learn English?

*K pulls a pistil out of his pocket and points it to sakano's head*

Sakano:  oh…

K: That's right.

OK! Let's introduce the first song.

Sakano: *whispering to K* Where's Shindou-kun? He's supposed to introduce the first song.

K: No problem. Don't worry. Be happy. (a/n: this line is from sound stories 1)

*music starts playing* 

Track 1

"Yuki's girl friend"  by BAD LUCK

(Original song, "Ex-girl friend" by No Doubt from "RETURN OF SATURN")

(a/n: Two cool bands with pink haired lead singers with "creative" styles that occasionally come of slutty. Well, at least Gwen's hair was pink at the time) 

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend   (Whoa-oh)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

There is no difference between me and the rest of them

I'm a man and I don't want to be on that list

But it was already to late when we kissed

Girls say you're so hot and so mellow

I'll be the one to fuck you

Why'd you have to go and dump me?

When you knew I could be different, completely

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend   (Whoa-oh)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend   (Whoa-oh)

I hope I gave you better sex than the rest of them   (Whoa-oh)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

I'm just another obsessed fan on the list

But I should have thought of that before we kissed

My annoyingness bugs you

So does my wardrobe

You say you can't stand my conversations

I'll change everything about me to please you

But I'm meant to be your koi so I shouldn't have to

You seem so mean, you're the bastard queen

But I won't give you away

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

(I'll even shave my legs)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

(I'll wear skirts, panties and bras)

I hope I gave you better sex than the rest of them

(all the times you faked it)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

I'm just another obsessed fan on the list

But I should have thought of that before we kissed

I'm just another obsessed fan on the list

But I should have thought of that before we kissed

I will never give you away; you'll become my uke and slave

I will never give you away; you'll become my uke and slave

I'll give Sakano and K-san souvenirs

And I'll hunt you down for days and years

And I know that when I see you I'm going to die

I know I'm going to want you and you know why

I'll kill that bitch Ayaka if she's still your girl

'cause I'm the more adorable than the stupid little girl

but we should have used more tongue when we kissed

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend   (Whoa-oh)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend   (Whoa-oh)

I hope I gave you better sex than the rest of them   (all the times you faked it)

I wish I was a girl so I could be Yuki's girlfriend

I'm just another obsessed fan on the list

But I should have thought of that before we kissed

I'm just another obsessed fan on the list

And we should have used more tongue when we kissed

(while music is playing)

K: Get me Shuichi. *points gun to Sakano's leg under the table, so the fans can't see anything*

Sakano: H-hai. *gets up and runs off camera*

(Sakano runs around the record store franticly until he sees sakuma Ryuichi with a copy of "BAD LUCK American vocal collection" in his hand).

Sakano: eh? Sakuma-san?

Ryuichi: Hello na no da!

Sakano: What are you doing here?

Ryuichi:  I'm here to buy this new CD and get an autograph from Shuichi pika pika na no da! I'm his biggest fan!

Sakano:  huh? …Never mind! Have you seen Shindou-kun!?

Ryuichi: oh…Shuichi? He just ran by that way.

*Ryuichi points and Sakano runs in that direction*

Bye bye na no da!

*holds up Kumagurou and makes him wave*

Kuma?: Bye bye!

(Sakano runs around searching for Shuichi yeliing "Shindou-kun_Shindou-kun_Shindou-kun_shindou-kun!!!!!!!!!!" until he ends up back at the table where he started.)

K: Huh? Where's Shu-

(K is interrupted by Shuichi, who busts through the set behind them wearing a cigarette suit and carrying a huge duffel bag.)

*Music ends*