Well! This fanfic here, well, I just hope that you enjoy it! I will try as hard as I can to not make this a complete crack fic, just, the origonal characters may be a little crazy! But, oh well, the people who created them are even crazier! Anyways, enjoy this fic, and now, I will get Jinx and Katt to do the disclamor thingy!

Jinx and Katt : Christy does not own Naruto. Naruto belongs to the one who owns Naruto...
Katt: Wait... WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
Jinx: Because Christy is to lazy to do this herself.
Me: Umm... But, I AM typing this all, when I SHOULD be studying for exams you know...
Katt: UNICORNS!
Jinx and Christy: ... YAY!

.. Ehem... Now, the story!


Two girls sat in a dark room. The only light coming from a small computer screen. An episode of Naruto displayed on the screen. Their eyes not leaving the screen, as Naruto slurped his ramen.
"That would be funny if he choked on his ramen." One of them snickered.
"Woooww... Yea it would be." The other one let out a small laugh.
"The first girl started flipping around her black hair that went past her shoulders.
"Um... What are you doing?" The other girl, that had kinda similar, gray-ish black-ish hair, asked.
"Jinx~ I am flipping my hair around." The first girl started evil laughing.
"Katt..." Jinx put her hand on the computer mouse and went to pause Naruto.
"No!" Katt had stopped flipping her hair, and now she had grabbed onto Jinx's arm, pulling it away from the mouse. At the very same time, a pizza box that had been duct t aped to the ceiling started falling. The pizza box fell right onto Jinx's head, and befor they could react, both Katt and Jinx were surrounded by a huge flash of light.

~ Katt's P.O.V. ~

"My eyes!" I yelled out, shielding my face from that mysterious bright light. I jumped down onto what I thought would be my bed, but instead my face connected with something squishy and damp.
"Eww, did you wet the bed? Or, did I wet the bed?" I poked the squishy and damp thing, still having my eyes covered.
"Open your eyes!" I heard Jinx stand up. Slowly, I open my eyes, but I see nothing.
"Oh no! I've gone blind!" I started flailing my arm that wasn't covering my face.
"Try uncovering your eyes..."
"Oh..." I uncovered my eyes, and saw that we're in a forest, and that I was poking moss. Jinx was standing there, looking at me like I was crazy, or something. I just stared blankly at her.
"Umm... Katt?" She took a step closer.
"Er, yes?" I sat up.
Another step closer...
"You... You have..." Closer...
"Um, what?" I looked up, kinda worried now.
"YOU HAVE FREAKING KITTY EARS AND A TAIL!" She yelled. Right in my ear... My kitty ear. I ducked down, covering my ears, that I also had just folded back.
"Well, you know what?" I yelled, jumping up. "You have FOX ears AND a TAIL!" Right in her fox ear.
"Holy crap! Don't yell in my ear! Augh!"
"Revenge my dear friend, revenge." I started Muahaha-ing, showing that I now had some more pointy teeth.
When I finished muahaha-ing, I looked over at Jinx, to see that she wasn't there.
"JINX?" I yelled as loud as I could.
"I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" She replied.
"Oh, HI!" I yelled as I turned around. "where are we?"
"I donno. How am I suppose to know?" She shrugged, then started to walk away.
"Where yah goin?" I asked, skipping behind her.
"To find people, so we can find out where we are."
"Oh! Cab I go with you?"
... No answer...
Wait for it...
aaannnddd...
Facepalm!
Heh, I love when Jinx does that, I thought to myself as I grinned.
Then...
Another facepalm. but this time, it's her palm in my face.
"Eheheh..." I closed my eyes and walked into a tree. I swear that there should be a dent in the tree that's shaped like my face. I just stood there until Jinx came over and pulled my face out of the tree.
"Um... Katt..." Jinx looked at me like there was something sticking out of my head.
"Yesh?"
"You... You kinda have..."
"Yesh? What is it?"
"A kunai sticking out of your forehead... and it's sorta backwards..." I put my hand up to my forehead, and felt a kunai. I moved my hand up the kunai, and I felt the sharp pointy part.
Jinx facepalmed as I began skipping around singing, "I'm a unicorn!"
I pulled the kunai off of my face, and luckily, it was just stuck on with some really sticky sap.
"Woo! I have a kunai! Just like in Naruto! I AM A MAGICAL NINJA! MUAHAHA!" Unfortunately, my evil laughter was cut short due to the fact that I tripped on nothing.
"Good job." Jinx laughed, but Jinx's laughter was also cut short, because she also tripped on nothing.
"Haha! Loser!" I jumped up, and started to run, still holding my kunai in my right hand.
I looked behind me, and saw Jinx close by. I kept running, and I didn't stop, until I ran into a huge wall. Jinx must not of noticed that I stopped, and she also hit the wall.
"Ow..." she mumbled.
"Muahaha! That'll learn yah! Now Imma figure out what's on the other side of this wall!" I started walking counter clockwise around the wall.
"Wait for me!" Jinx ran up beside me.
"Nevar!" and I began to run.

"Ooh!" I stopped running. "A big gate door thingy!"
"Ooh! Let's go in!" Jinx started walking forward.
"Um... Jinx... The door is that way,,," I grabbed onto the back of her shirt, and began to drag her through the gate door thingy.
"Dude, we are totally in the Naruto world!" I grinned.
"And, what makes you so sure of that?" Jinx asked, trying to turn around to look at me.
"Well, one, this looks exactly like the village place, and two, people here have the leaf ninja headband things, and three, there's Naruto right there!" I let go of Jinx and pointed at him. "Well, I will be just a minute, He needs to be glomped. Oh, and he's not a ninja yet, he still doesn't have his ninja headband." I took off running towards him.
"Naruto-kun!" GLOMP!
"Gah! What the heck! Who are you?" He tried to push me off, but his attempts where useless.
"C'mon Katt, get off of Naruto..." Jinx sighed.
"Aww! But he's just too amazingly epic!" I held on tighter.
"Katt... I will take away your kunai..." Oh no, threats! I jumped off of Naruto like he had some sort of deadly contagious disease.
"Noo! Not my kunai!" I held it up and started rubbing my face on it. "Aww, it's ok kunai, you're safe... She wont take you."

"Crazy child..." Jinx muttered.
Awkward silence...
"Well, um, who are you? I've never seen you around here before..." Naruto asked awkwardly.
"I'm Katt Shade! That's my younger friend, Jinx Sorrow!" I grinned, waiting for Jinx's reaction.
"Hey! I'm taller!" Jinx growled at me.
"Ah! Don't eat me!" I ducked behind Naruto.
"Well, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Future Hokage! Believe it!" He grinned.
"Ok! We'll believe it, Naruto Uzumaki, FUTURE HOKAGE!" Both me and Jinx said 'Future Hokage' at the same time. Naruto's grin grew.
"Let's be bestest buddies!" I glomped Naruto again.
"Um... Sure! Well, I have to get to the Ninja Academy now..." Naruto tried to pry my fingers apart.
"Can we stalk you there?" I yelled in an annoying voice,
"Huh? Stalk me there?" He questioned.
"She means 'can we go with you' whenever she says that..." Jinx gave me a look that said, 'No glomp or no kunai.' I once again jumped off of Naruto.
We, 'stalked', Naruto to the Ninja Academy, and we where now sitting down beside Naruto.
"Ok class-" Iruka-sensei walked in, and almost instantly notices us, "Oh! I see two new people here... Naruto, are they friends of yours?" He looked at our ears.
"Yes! We are friends of Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage!" I yelled out, and once again, both me and Jinx said 'future Hokage' at the same time.
"Oh, and who are you?"
"I'm Katt Shade! And that's my youn-"
"I am Jinx Sorrow! Thank you very much!" She interrupted me...
"Aww, that wasn't very nice!" I pouted as I curled up under the desk, wrapping my black fluffy kitty tail around me.
We heard whispers all around us, as the other kids talked about our ears and tails.
"Ug, that's so weird!" Sakura blurted out. "Right Sasuke-Kun?"
"Ooh, Sasuke-kun, Oh, What fine hair you have, ooh, it looks just like a chicken but! Oh, Sasuke-kun, what a sexy chicken but on top of your head you have! Mmm~" Katt had somehow gotten behind Sasuke and was stroking his hair.
"Gah! Get off of me!" He gasped in surprise and disgust, as he pushed me back with his left arm.
"Katt..."
"Yes Jinx?"
"Their eyes are glowing red..." Jinx pointed at a group of Rabid Sasuke Fangirls / all the girls in the class.
"Well then! And they think we're weird with our tails and ears! Pft, they're a pile of psycho's if you ask me!" I waved my hand, dismissing the problem.
Yeah, like the Rabid Sasuke Fangirls would just leave me alone after that! Now, why don't we just call them the RSF's. Yep, that'll do. I have a feeling that I will be using that a lot.
And...
3...2...1...
Pounce!
Yep, I knew it, all the RSF's in this room jumped towards me, ready to tear me limb to limb for dissing their beloved, Sasuke-kun. Luckily, my kitty ears and tail weren't the only new things, I also had sharp claws, and faster, more cat like, reflexes. (Did I forget to mention the sharp teeth? Ne, oh well, now you know.)
I quickly jumped out of the way, wile Jinx sat safely beside Naruto, wile laughing like a madman.
"Hey! Everyone calm down and take your seats!" Iruka-sensei attempted to talk over the screeching fangirls, but failed as desks and chairs flew everywhere.

When all the RSFs where out of energy, I just stood there, without a scratch, wile Jinx laid there, completely out of breath from laughing so much. The rest of the class had evacuated outside.
"Well, that was eventful! Jinx, you still alive?" I called over to her, to get a response of her flailing her arm around in the air for a few seconds, before letting it drop down again. She was still laughing...
I skipped over to the window that had been broken in all the chaos, and yelled out to the class, "It's ok now! They're to tired to move!"


Well, that was a very eventful chapter! I would like to just say now, that I apologize for any spelling mistakes, or any mistakes in any of the Naruto world or people. Anyways! If you liked this first chapter, go ahead and review and add it to your watch list thingy, and your favorites list!
And, I might just be kinda evil... I need at least 2 reviews for me to add the second chapter! Yes, that will work, Muahaha!