Disclaimer: Meh, do own bleach...if i did, Ichigo and Rukia would be sucking face on a regular bases, and Byukuya would -take that oh so ever-present stick out- and date someone.
Anywho, this is my twisted version of the twelve days of christmas poem (i quess it a poem right,meh*shrug*). I know it's kind of early, but hey, no biggie. These are ichigo 12 christmas surprises to one Rukia Kuchiki.
Rated T
Ichigo's twelve days of christmas: To Rukia
On the first day of christmas ichigo gave to me...a basket of strawberries
On the second day of christmas ichigo gave to me...two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
On the third day of christmas ichigo gave to me... three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
On the fouth day of christmas ichigo gave to me...four teasing winks
Three warm hugs.
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries.
On the fifth day of christmas ichigo gave to me...FIVE SEXY LEERS .
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries.
On the six day of christmas ichigo gave to me...six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries.
On the seventh day of christmas ichigo gave to me...seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
On the eighth day of christmas ichigo gave to me...eight french kisses
Seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
On the ninth day of christmas ichigo gave to me...nine talltale hickies.
Eight french kisses
Seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
One the the tenth day of christmas ichigo gave to me...ten lovebites
Nine talltale hickies
Eight french kisses
Seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries.
On the Eleventh day of christmas ichigo gave to me...11 searing touches.
Ten lovebites.
Nine telltale hickies
Eight french kisses
Seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
On the twelth day of christmas ichigo gave to you...12 cups of vodka
Eleven searing touches
Ten lovebites
Nine telltale hickies
Eight french kisses
Seven sneaky kisses
Six great massages
FIVE SEXY LEERS
Four teasing winks
Three warm hugs
Two blushing cheeks
And a basket of strawberries
Author's note: I know...i'm horrible, this is you be so kind to review please; let me have it(cringes).