Prom Problem!

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Chapter 1- Who's with Who?

Shohoku High:

The boys of Shohoku team were in the shower rooms refreshing themselves from their last game for the season. no one talked about loosing, but instead.

"Have you heard?" Mitsui asked his teammates.

"Heard what? That you've decided to admit that you are. gay?" Sakuragi teased.

"No, baka! Didn't you know? The officials of Kanagawa decided to give us all a break and arrange a party, ball or something for all of us!"

"And where did you get that information?" Miyagi asked.

"I heard Anzai-sensei and the principal talk."

"No wonder! Have any of you imagined? Mitsui reading a newspaper or even turning on a television to hear news?" Miyagi asked.

Everyone agreed. They never imagined him reading a paper or watching news. "See? I mean, we could all have imagined that you open a television set and watch porn movies. And tha."

"And that I watch those fashion and beauty channels to see what make-up I'll apply the next time Tetsuo and I have a date? Am I right?"

"Well, no, I was actually supposed to say that you are."

"Stop guys, you know we have to think of another things far more better than these things," Kogure patiently stopped the two.

"Like..."

"What?" Sakuragi and Miyagi continued.

"Like WHO are we going out with?"

Ideal Dates...? *cough**cough*
Akagi

Ideal date. more likely a resemblance to Jane. someone who likes to cling to those long branches of trees.whatever you call that.

Kogure

Someone who's pure, good, quiet AND doesn't have a perverted mind! Everything that purple-05 isn't... joke! I'm reserving the spot for u! Be glad!

Mitsui

Umm. a tomboy? No, a punk! No, someone who has a longer hair than him! Ah! I know... someone who loves Santa Claus so much. Maybe Ms. Claus or their daughter. Yep yep!

Miyagi

More likely Ayako. he's a muffin head right? So... his ideal date is a. cupcake head? Or maybe a cinnamon head! Yum! Or... a brownie head? We'll never know.!

Sakuragi

H-A-R-U-K-O! In short, a dumb and pathetic girl who doesn't have much brain cells to process even a letter that comes out from someone's mouth because her head is just full of air + Rukawa + screaming + air + air + Rukawa + air!

Rukawa

A babysitter... someone who doesn't matter even she's to carry him home with his souvenir saliva. as baby sitters do with babies.! Hahahhaha.
~ Ryonan High

"Who saw my socks!?!?!?"

"Where's my shirt!?!?!?"

"Soap!!!!"

It was like the circus was brought to the locker room of Ryonan. there were different kinds of animals doing one of a kind stuffs.

A hedgehog a.k.a. Sendoh was sharpening the spiky stuffs he possesses.

A gorilla a.k.a. Uozumi was looking for his. shirt?!?!?! I never imagined wearing socks. well... except Mighty Joe Young that is

An octopus a.k.a. Fukuda was shouting his/its lungs out looking for a. soap? I remain silent

Ok, ok so back to the point.

The ringmaster, Hikoichi hushed his untamed "pets", breaking the news that they will have a. show? Oops! Got carried away! Breaking the news that they will have a prom. Ok so let's just say, it's the same having a circus show, right?

"A what?!?"

"A prom?!?"

"A ball?!?"

"Duh, it's just the same, stupid!"

"Why, they have different spellings!"

"Ummm. so your point is?" "My point is that. they're. different!"

Uozumi made a Tarzan-like shout/roar causing the people around him shut up.

"You were saying."

"I was saying that we, the basketball club of Ryonan are going to have a joint prom with Kainan, Shohoku and Shoyo."

"Shit."

Ideal Dates. O.o!

Uozumi

If Akagi will have Jane for himself. then he'll have the second choice! Of course he'll have. Tarzan's ape mom! Whoa! I never thought Uozumi has a good choice!

Ikegami
A person from the 1950's or something. someone who shares his likings for unexplainable hairstyles.

Sendoh

He'll have a porcupine for a date! Yeah! They'll sure bond over the night asking each other what type of extra, extra super strong hold gel he/ she/it uses to keep their hairs... ummm. gravity defying?

Koshino

A Mary Sue! Joke! Not really! This spot is reserved! Hehehheheh.

Uekusa

Umm. most likely he will have a. baby! Yes, a baby for a date! Someone who resembles him! One way or another, that is

Hikoichi

A janitress for a date. Why? Simply because he likes checking right? Janitresses is that right? like checking too! Well. except they check cleaning stuff and the like. *sweatdrop*

Fukuda

He'll have Medusa as a date... end of story. ~

A/N: I don't know what's the point of the "Ideal Dates" stuff I put there. Ah! Btw. All or maybe some of you of you are waiting for the Prom right? If you want to be included in the Prom, just e-mail me the name and other stuffs you think your OC needs to be described as an OC.. well. you could also pick a partner. But hey! It's first come first served! Till here. yada, yada, yada.! Wait! Sorry for the bashing. gomen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got carried away! Heheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!