"We have to stop the Moon's eye Plan!" cried Naruto Uzumaki. "No you won't, evil doer!" It was the Akatsukiteers! "Earth!" shouted the effeminate blonde man a he shot clay bombs from the mouths in his hand. "Fire!" shouted the man with red eyes and long black hair as he summoned pillars of black fire. "Wind!" shouted the blue haired women as her origami creations sailed forth in the wind. "Water!" shouted the shark man as massive waves crashed down. "Buddhism!" shouted the crippled man with swirly purple eyes as his Six Paths of Pain leapt out. "Go Tobi!" they all yelled. "With all your powers combined, I am Captain Tobi" said the swirly masked man.
Captain Tobi, he's a hero,
Bringing ninjas down to zero!
He's our powers magnified,
Fighting on Madara's side!
Captain Tobi, he's a hero,
Bringing ninjas down to zero!
From Suna down to Konaha!
Clans like Hyuga and Uchiha!
"What the hell is wrong with you, Captain Tobi?"
We're the Akatsukiteers, you can be one too!
If your powers are freaky or skin is blue,
Capturing Biju is the way,
Hear what Captain Tobi has to say!
"Captain Tobi is a good boy!"