IF I OWNED X: MEN EVOLUTION OR THE WIZARD OF OZ, WOULD I BE WRITNG THIS?

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SETTING: THE X: MEN AND THE BROTHERHOOD ARE WAITING IN THE X: MANSION'S LIVING ROOM. THE TWO GROUPS ARE GETTING RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE.

LANCE: MISTAKE, I KNEW THAT THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

TOAD: YEAH, WHY ARE WE HERE ANYWAY, YO.

LANCE: DUNNO, KITTY CALLED AND SAID THAT THE PROFESSOR WANTED TO SEE US, ALL OF US.

(PROFESSOR X WALKS IN)

PROFESSOR: I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL SHOWED UP.

KITTY: YEAH, BUT, LIKE, WHY ARE WE ALL HERE.

PROFESSOR: WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW WITH YOU ALL

EVERYBODY: UN HUH

PROFESSOR: WE WILL BE DOING A PLAY FOR SOME OF THE NEW MUTANTS. TO SHOW THAT HAVING POWERS ISN'T SO BAD.

BROTHERHOOD: A PLAY, NO WAY, NOT A CHANCE

SCOTT: OH SHUT UP YOU GUYS, IS THAT ALL YOU DO? WHINE ALL THE TIME

FRED: YEAH, BASICALLY

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PROFESSOR:(GETTING A LITTLE TICKED AT THE KIDS) OKAY SHUT IT YOU TWO . THE PLAY WE WILL BE DOING IS GOING TO BE THE WIZARD OF OZ. BUT, INSTEAD OF DOING THE WHOLE PLAY, WE WILL JUST DO THE SONGS. SOUND GOOD?

ALL: NO!!

PROFESSOR: WELL TO BAD. YOU'RE DOING IT ANYWAY………….I HAVE ALREADY PRINTED UP A CAST. PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY.

KITTY YOU WILL BE DOROTHY,

TOAD THE COWARDLY LION (TOAD STARTS TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT DECIDES AGAINST IT),

LANCE THE TIN MAN,

PIETRO THE SCARECROW

PIETRO: WHAT?!?! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE SCARE CROW

PROFESSOR: BECAUSE, MOVING ON…

WELL, THAT IS MOST OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS,

THE REST OF YOU WILL BE THE VARIOUS 'MUNCKINS'.

SCOTT: (ACTING LIKE A GOODY GOODY) WHO WILL BE THW WIZARD

PROFESSOR: I WILL, AND ONE MORE LITTLE THING, YOU MUST WRITE LINES ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

KITTY: UM, LIKE, EXPLAIN.

PROFFESOR: WELL YOU WILL TAKE EVERY DAY THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE AND WRITE THEM IN TO THE SONGS

KITTY: LIKE, INSTEAD OF 'WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD OF OZ'

WERE, LIKE, OFF TO SEE THE PROFESSOR OF X

PROFESSOR: EXCATLY, COME ON NOW X: MEN BACK TO YOUR ROOMS, BROTHETHOOD, BACK TO YOUR HOUSE, I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED BY TOMORROW. OFF WITH YOU, SHOO, SHOO

ALL: (MUMBLING) WHATEVER

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HAHA, I KNOW I ALREADLY WROTE SOMETHING, BUT JUST IGNORE IT IF YOU READ IT THE FIRST TIME. I HAD TO WRITE SOME STORY ABOUT WHY THE X: MEN AND BROTHERHOOD WERE SINGING THE WIZARD OF OZ SONGS, OKAY WELL IF YOU EVEN CARE I WILL BE UPDATING LATER TODAY, I GOTTA WATCHING THE WIZARD OF OZ AND GET SOME IDEAS. THANX, PEACE.