Evilman's Revenge
by Dr. John Ragbrain

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Evilman is highly evil!

Chapter 1: Evilman's Machine

While walking through a strange forest, Fei encountered a man! Additionally Fei was being accompanied by some other people! During conversation with the strange man, it quickly turned out that he was evil, and wished to take revenge on Fei. This resulted in a great battle, the likes of which you have never seen. I am sure of this because I know that you have not really seen any great battles in your lifetime!

Once the battle subsided, the evil man explained that he was evil. This did not come as a surprise to Fei and friends because, as I said, it was already evident that the man was evil! He also said that his name was "Evilman," which was good because Fei and friends did not know this before, because the evil man had not said his name. Now that they knew that his name was Evilman, they could converse with him more conveniently by addressing him with the name "Evilman!" Delighted at this, Fei suddenly smashed into a tree which collapsed and revealed a great cavern underneath!

Fei and friends jumped into the cavern for some reason, but were quickly pursued by Evilman! Evilman was shouting that he was very evil and that he was going to kill them. Fei and his party were not afraid of this, because they were aware that Evilman's threats were empty! Evilman was really not very powerful at all, but he suddenly began to build a great machine which would make him powerful! Fei and friends continued running through the cavern, but Evilman is a great inventor and quickly perfected his machine to make himself powerful! Using this machine, he was able to harness great power the likes of which you have never seen! I know this because I know that you have not really seen any high degree of power in your lifetime!

At any rate, Evilman, empowered by his machine, quickly began following Fei again and shouting that he would kill Fei! This time Fei was very frightened, because he knew about Evilman's evil machine! Evilman, using his evil powers, quickly caught up to Fei and his friends, who were now terrified and were begging for mercy! Evilman was so evil that he did not give them any mercy, and shot them with guns! This was possible because the evil machine had given Evilman the power to generate guns out of nowhere! The guns were very large and had large bullets!

Fei fortunately had a powerful shield which deflected the bullets! Evilman was hit by the bullets which were deflected at him! Since he was so powerful due to his evil machine which made him powerful, he did not sustain any damage from the bullets! Fei was very impressed and frightened by this turn of events, so he started running away again! He ran into a wall, but he did not dare to turn around, as Evilman was behind him in hot pursuit! Instead, he picked up a shovel and began digging into the wall! The shovel had been left there by an ancient civilization! You will not learn about the ancient civilization in this story!

Fei happily learned that the ocean was very nearby and his digging resulted in some of the ocean spilling into the cavern! This was good because he knew that Evilman could not swim! Fei quickly inflated an inflatable boat and felt triumphant as he floated upon the flooding water! Suddenly Evilman summoned a great water ghoul that destroyed Fei's boat and dragged him into the water! Additionally it also dragged Fei's comrades into the water with him! It turned out that Evilman's evil powers, granted by his evil machine, had allowed him to stay underwater without drowning! Fei did not have evil powers, and was therefore drowning at an alarming rate!

TO BE CONTINUED...