"I want date your son, Sweden!" Latvia said with serious tone and hold Sealand hand. Sweden and Finland look each other then Latvia and Sealand.
"No." Sweden say and he frown at Latvia.
"Why not!? Papa, me and Latvia feeling this way! I love him! You say I has anything, right?" Peter can't believe what he hearing from his adopted father.
"Yes but I don't trust him."
"Mama! Do something!"
"Su-San, what wrong with this? Sealand is 12 and I think Latvia is good men..." Finland look up at his 'husand'.
"Latvia is 15. Their age gag is three year apart! What if he rape our son!? What if our son got pregnant!?"
"Su-San...If Sealand want date Latvia, he can."
"...Latvia, if you want date my son, you had pass this text!"
"Test!?" Latvia jaw drop.
"Test one: Do you has sex yet?"
"...I lose my first time to Russia..."
"Test 2: Why you small!?"
"Russia put my head down...if he don't do that, I be ten taller today..."
"Text three: Have ex-grilfriend or boyfriend?"
"I broke up about ten time."
"Text four: Do you touch my son?" Sweden glare at Latvia. Sealand step hard and everyone look at him.
"Papa! This is dumb! Latvia is not bad guy! Russia rape him, pick at him, he drink beer, and-!"
"You knew anything about him?" Finland ask.
"Dude. I tell everything's about me."
"R-Really?" Latvia quickly forget about knew Sealand.
"Yes, I do. Why?"
"I forget..."
"WHAT!? YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION!" Sealand and Latvia scream each other while Sweden and Finland just watch until they stop.
"Idiot..." Sealand mummer and Latvia look away, anger. Finland don't like them be mad each other and he has a idea.
"Boys, stop it. How about you go on your first date?"
"Really?" The two boy smile happy and Sweden jaw drop.
That how Latvia and Sealand start dating each other...
Bonus: The BTT:
Me: Hey! Prussia, France, and Spain! I has questions: If you have threesome, who be the Uka?
Prussia: I think it be Spain.
France: Yes. Spain is the uke.
Spain: Hey! Wait...I does has Uka body...but hot!
Me: -_-
Bonus: Screw you!
Sealand: Huh?
Norway: I want date you.
Sealand: Me?
Latvia: Hell no! I ask him first! He is my boyfriend! *Kiss Sealand with tongue*
Sealand: *moun*
Sweden: *walk in* GAH! SEALAND!
Lithuania: Latvia!
Latvia and Sealand: Screw you! We love each other!
Bonus: Uka!
Italy: Uka?
Japan: Who is the Uka?
Poland: ?
Finland: Huh?
China: -_-
Norway: What the hell is a Uka!?
America: A Uka is bottom.
Sealand: It mean we are the uke!
America: Not me.
Canada: Dude...if you not then why you are here in this part?
America: ! *Scream* NO!
Switzaland: So load...
Iceland: Shut up.
America: I will not! I gonna kick England ass!
All Hetalia Uke: Noting wrong be the uke, America. Join us. *Grin*
America: 0-0
[Later]
England: America! I am back and-!
America: *giggle with his uke friend* And England **** is big!
England: WTF!? Uke is stupid!
Hetalia Uke: What you say? *Scary look*
England: But they can be scary! *Scream*
The end?