Sesshomaru's Bargain
By: Patleon909
At the beginning of this story, we see Sesshomaru and Jaken walking down a forest path with Rin sleeping on Sesshomaru's horse. After a while, Jaken sees Kagome…
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, isn't that the human girl who travels with your half-wit brother, Inuyasha?
Kagome: Hey shut the fuck up shorty! Don't dare say that kind of stuff in my face!
Kagome pulls out an arrow and fires. It misses Jaken, but the resulting explosion makes Jaken fly very, very far away.
Sesshomaru: Hey, you made Jaken fly away! Prepare to die you bitch!
Kagome: Wait! Inuyasha wants your Tensaiga and wants to trade this rocket launcher and this AK-47 for it. So, is it a trade?
Sesshomaru: Hmm… ok!
Kagome and Sesshomaru quickly make the trade, and then Sesshomaru continues down the path. Suddenly, a giant Oni jumps out of the trees.
Giant Oni: RAAR! Hey, gimme that delectable human… or else!
He points at Rin, who has been sleeping on Sesshomaru's horse all this time.
Sesshomaru: No way! You're already fat enough!
Sesshomaru pulls out the rocket launcher and fires. The Oni blows up and his guts and blood spray everywhere. Sesshomaru continues down the path. After 1 minute, little Oni pop up and sniff the guts…
Little Oni: Sniff… Hey! This smells like our master's guts! YOU KILLED HIM!
The little Oni charge at Sesshomaru. He pulls out his AK-47 and kills them all in 2 minutes. When he tries to shoot at a dead Oni, nothing happens. He tracks Kagome down…
Kagome: Oh, it just needs ammo…
Sesshomaru: Can you get some?
Kagome: No way! You want your sword back?
Sesshomaru: Yes
Kagome: Too bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kagome runs away with the Tensaiga. Sesshomaru chases her, swing and…
: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sesshomaru: What the hell was that?
Sesshomaru turns around and Kagome is really, really far away. Suddenly, Sesshomaru realizes that that was the unmistakable cry of: KIKYO!
What happened to Kikyo? Find out in: The Scream