Dear Diary- SASODEI DEIDARA-
Dear diary: 26th SeptemberSo, I got a new roommate today.
Some cocky red head who thinks he's the shit.
Thinks he knows art. HA! Don't make me laugh. This guy doesn't even know how to respect his acquaintances!
His name?
Sasori.
Scorpion? Really? Where his parent high or something?
"HaHa, sweetie- let's call this kid Sasori, so he gets picked on at school!"
Stupid cocky bastard.
Dear Diary: 10th Novemberlong-time no rant- eh?
Yeah- sorry about that, I lost my diary- and Sasori just found it when he was cleaning.
Wow- Do you remember what I said about Sasori's parents?
I take it back. Poor guy had a pretty ugly childhood.
Things in the Apartment aren't what you'd call 'perfect,' but- they could be worse.
My only complaint is about that 'Hidan' guy across the hall.
He DOES NOT SHUT UP!
Someday, I would just LOVE to get some sleep around here.
Dear Diary: 12th November
Sasori's been acting REALLY weird lately.
He's being kind to me all of a sudden.
I'm not trying to sound gay or anything- but…
He's really good looking without his shirt on.
I'm so freaking jealous. I WANT ABS LIKE THAT! GIMMIE!
… That sounded worse than I anticipated.
I'M NOT GAY! SHEESH!
He's just… REALLY sexy… And cute….
Oh my god…
I think I have a guy-crush on my best friend/roommate!
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Dear Diary: 18th November
I lied…
I do, possibly… Definitely have a crush on Sasori.
OH MY GOD- HIDAN SHUT UP!
Anyway, I'm gonna get the balls to ask him on a date…
Just to the movies… He probably doesn't like me anyway- but hey, it's worth a shot I guess.
DEAR DIARY! 18th November
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
HE SAID YES! HELL, HE EVEN BLUSHED!
NO POKER FACE CAN FOOL ME!
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I AM INVINCIBLE RIGHT NOW!
Dear mother-fucking diary~ 19th November
The date went…
AWESOMELY!
OH MY GOD!
He told me he really liked me! HOW much better could that have gone?
Wait- I'm not even at the best part.
He kissed me on the forehead about 10 minutes ago and- OH MOTHER OF F- HIDAN IS GOING TO DIE! BURN BITCH!
Dear Diary: 27th December
what can I say?
So much to fill you in on!
Sasori, is pretty much my boyfriend.
Yeah. Wow.
Don't even ask how that happened!
Christmas was FUUUCCKINGGG AMAZING!
And so was last night ;) Not even kidding.
Ew, okay- too much info?
I love this guy more than anything in the whole wide world!
So here's what my girly side is screaming.
SasoDei- Together forever!
Dear Diary (For the last time) 5th March
Together forever? Ha. We were only jinxing ourselves.
You don't know?
Two days ago, I received a phone call telling me some drunken bitch attacked Sasori.
After 1 day of shock, and another day pacing outside of the emergency room- A doctor comes out and oh so quietly mumbles;
'I'm sorry… He didn't make it.'
I felt like I'd been hit by a fucking cruise ship!
After 3 hours curled up in a ball on my bed, crying like someone was chopping onions and was using my eyes as the chopping board- I saw something- or SOMEONE.
Call me crazy… But It was Sasori.
His spirit, just standing there watching me.
I reached out for him… and nothing.
I thought I'd taken drugs or something. That's when the idea hit me.
IF I couldn't be with him alive?
I'd stay with him in the place I know we could never be separated.
In the afterlife.
So watch just watch.
With this noose, I will end this horrible nightmare.
And I'll wake up… With my Danna.
"Shh! Don't cry brat. I'm here for you- just go to sleep… I promise you'll never hurt again."
"Danna…"
PLEASE R & R!