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Fem! Giotto drabble.

Ranging only up to: 500 -1100 words only. Disclaimers and etc... are not involved.

Giotto was in fact a woman.

How may you ask? Well I dont know, go ask your neighbor.

Okay serious this time, *clears throat*

Since he – I mean she, didn't like the fact that women in her time would be treated like servants or toys to begin with.

She wanted to help other people who were being treated like trash in her town by men who feel superior to them.

So she decided by helping the people in her neighbourhood first. Her hair was a still short then (and her chest was flat as a board), so she was accused of being a boy.

Mother fucking bastards.

At first it made her feel inferior to big-breasted women, slowly she got over it and decided to still help nonetheless.

But still she wanted to strangle death, burn their bodies to the ground and dance (and kick) their ashes for all she care. But, this was against all her moral's so she didnt murder themi in the end.

Due to her gender she was belittled even by the ones she helped. (Ungrateful assholes)

So she decided to turn into a guy instead. This was the same day she met G.

Which is a story for another time.

Being a man was pretty easy she though at first. Boy was she wrong.

Her menstrual cramps were a challenge, so she used cake as a distraction every one week in a month.

G being loud fellow he was, scolded Giotto every time she ate sweets. It took sheer amounts of will power to resist killing G and with that pink colored hair of his.

Asari never bothered her with her cake time, which was good news.

Knuckles never really cared about her eating cake, so she was on good terms with him.

Lampo was her partner in crime, no worries there.

Alaude never really found files about her past life due to her burning Every. Single. One.

Daemon the melon haired sadist with that at creepy laugh of his wasn't allowed to go into her room. So no problems at all. He did once and was never the same way again.

All in all, she was doing fine, until that nosy maid came.

Long story short, she found her underwear drawer and began to spread rumors that she was a pervert. Well it's better than her being mistaken for a girl right?

Well, actually the answer is no.

Because of this it caused a ruckus and maid after maid went it quest to find it. No one actually found it which was a relief.

Not really.

The nosy maid got pictures. Since photoshop wasn't really invented, it was considered real by the ones who saw it. Giotto made a mental note to make it someday. Which she did, in the future.

Since rumors and gossip can travel like wildfire, especially if it was the underground society. It reached both Vongola's foes and allies. Enemies thought of this as a leverage an opportunity to overthrow the Vongola.

Which was plain ridiculous.

Alliances were broken fearing that Giotto would do something to their wives, for his lady-killer looks, gentle manly approach and etc...

Giotto thought that this whole affair was incredulous. But what was done, is done. Immediately taking action she ordered Daemon to remove the memory of the nosy maid and the others who believed her, with blackmail of course.

Alaude was commanded to destroy every single documentation of it from history with a bit of bribery and blackmail. Steak and him in a dress half-naked was perfect, she still got copies even now. Mhhmm, hehe.

In the end she won and made even stronger alliances.

Except the underwear drawer was now turned to ashes. Meaning she has nothing to wear under her clothes, which were a problem.

She can't go out and buy it others would see her and all her hardwork would be broken. She can't order somebody to buy her underwear, you can't trust anyone, especially if it was the mafia.

So in the end, she was out of options.

Not having any other option left, she stole...a maid dress.

It was pretty easy, being a mafioso did have its perks. One was being stealthy like a ninja. That night she stole a maid dress and escaped Vongola Mansion. She booked in a motel bought hair dye and dyed her hair brown, she always hid her long hair under the cloak or under her suit tied by an orange ribbon. She made some changes on the maid outfit and put it on and slept lightly that night.

The owner of the motel Klaus would be honored to have Vongola Primo himself take refuge in his humble motel. But he was a man of needs and he is greedy, so he called an enemy famiglia and told them about how Primo was now residing in his motel.

Instead of a man they found a woman instead. Vongola Primo and with that Hyper Intuition of hers pretended to be asleep and waited until the men were gone. She expected this would happen, so she left that same night leaving her payment at the table and jumped out of the window silently praying for that old man's safety. Grinding her teeth she strolled at the cold, dark night regretting that she went to that motel. The man would be dead at best or would face even harsher consequences. His family may even be in danger.

'I'm sorry.' she muttered.

She closed her eyes and blinked back the tears, she knew that she couldn't help him.

The Mafia was a very dark place. It's survival of the fittest, if you're weak you die, if your strong youll live. As easy as that.

This is why she created the Vongola in order to protect people from the mafia. But it was slowly turning what she was trying to prevent.

Biting her lip she found a bench under a lampost which provided her with little comfort. Sighing she put her legs up and rested her head on her knees.

At times like these she just wanted to curl up like a ball and cry all day. Something inside her chest twisted painfully making her feel even worse.

Closing her eyes she went into a dreamless sleep.

A/N

Sorry if it suddenly turned angsty. I'll avoid it in future chapters but im not promising anything.

Tell me what you think and suggestions on what I should do on other chapters are welcomed.

Anything that looks, sounds, feels wrong please tell me.

Future Pairings? Maybe. ;D (Hint: Pictures speak louder than words!)

I'll update whenever I feel like it.

Headcanon time!

*Her hair reaches mid-back. It is tied by an orange ribbon and is hidden un der her clothes. To why she doesnt cut it will be explianed in the future.

*Her eyes are uniquely yellow.

*The Vongola Famiglia is just starting so they arent that rich or that big yet.

*The timeline will be in the 1800's im not really sure if cameras were invented yet or electricity for that matter, but ill look it up.