YAY!! NEW STORY! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

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When Sasuke found out that Naruto was becoming his equal maybe a little better than him that just got him pissed off. He thought that he was the superior one and Naruto was just the idiot. So when Naruto became the hero in the last mission Sasuke started going crazy for power.

When they got back to Konoha Sasuke challenged Naruto to a battle on top of the hospital roof. Naruto was eager to fight just to see how the outcome was going to be. Sakura followed them just to be sure that they didn't kill each other.

Kakashi was on a mission so he didn't get a chance to visit Sasuke. Sakura watched the fight while trying to anticipate her two teammate's movements. But when Sasuke used Chidori and Naruto used Rasengan she knew they would just end up killing each other.

And this is the part where the story begins.

"CHIDORI!" Sasuke yelled.

"RASENGAN!" Naruto yelled back.

"STOP IT!" Sakura yelled and ran up to them trying to stop this nonsense.

Sasuke and Naruto watched in horror at Sakura running between them. I can't stop! Naruto thought. Can't pull back my Chidori! Sasuke thought.

The seconds passed by slowly. Then that fateful moment happened. Sakura reached the point where the attacks were supposed to meet. Sasuke unintentionally hit her with his Chidori and Naruto also unintentionally hit her with his Rasengan.

Sakura's eyes opened and when the attacks ended she collapsed to the ground soaked in her own blood.

"SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled and rushed to her side. Sasuke rushed to her side without a word.

"She's still breathing. Let's bring her to Lady Hokage." Sasuke said picking her up bridal style.

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Knock. Knock.

"Come in." Tsunade answered her concentration on her paperwork. What she wasn't expected was seeing Naruto coming in with Sasuke carrying Sakura. And she also wasn't expecting to see Sakura almost half dead.

"WHAT DID YOU BAKAS DO??" Tsunade screamed rushing to her apprentice's side. (Just go along that Sakura became Tsunade's apprentice early.)

"Um…" Naruto started but backed to the wall seeing tjat Tsunade glaring at him. "…" Sasuke also backing to the wall from Tsunade's intense glare.

"SPILL IT NOW!" Tsunade said while checking Sakura's pulse.

"SASUKE CHALLENGED ME TO A FIGHT ON THE HOSPITAL ROOF. SO I TOOK THE CHALLENGE AND WE BATTLED AGAINST EACH OTHER. SAKURA CAME TO WATCH. THEN I USED RASENGAN AND SASUKE-TEME USED CHIDORI. SAKURA WAS AFRAID THAT WE WOULD KILL OURSELVES SO SHE CAME BETWEEN US. SO THE CHIDORI AND RASENGAN HIT HER. AND WE WERE LIKE OMG! SO SASUKE-TEME SAYS THAT WE SHOULD BRING HER TO YOU! AND SASUKE-TEME CARRIED HER HERE. AND NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! I WANT TO BECOME THE NEXT HOKAGE!!!" Naruto wailed.

"Why were you two acting like such idiots??" Tsunade said forcing her voice to be calm. "You guys know that Chidori and Rasengan are deadly jutsus meant for difficult missions against your opponent and yet you used it in a battle against your teammate. AND HURT YOUR OTHER TEAMMATE!! WE HAVE TO HAVE IMMEDIATE HEALING SESSION RIGHT NOW!"

Tsunade carried Sakura out of the room with the two idiots following her.

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"Hello Tsunade-sama WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?" Shizune said when she saw Tsunade carrying a bloody Sakura.

"Apparently two IDIOTS over there battled and were about to kill each other when Sakura stepped in." Tsunade explained. "We need immediate healing sessions for her with the best med. ninjas in Konoha including you and me."

"HAI!" Shizune said and walked with Tsunade.

Sasuke and Naruto stared guiltily at each other. It was their fault that Sakura was in this mess. THEIR FAULT! (Just to make sure you know that it's their fault.)

Right at that moment Kakashi came back from his mission. "Yo! I'm back from the mission. Hey where's Sakura?"

So Naruto and Sasuke had to explain what happened. And they were rewarded with a thump on each of their foreheads.

"WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING?" Kakashi yelled in their faces.

"…"

"WERE YOU THINKING AT ALL?" Kakashi yelled again.

"…"

"Ok. Let me go check in on Sakura and see how she's going. You two boneheads stay here and I'll come back with the results AND your punishments."

Kakashi POOFED into smoke.

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POOF!

"How is she?" Sasuke asked Kakashi.

"Well thanks to you guys she's under A LOT of medical treatment. And I finally found an appropriate punishment. UCHIHA SASUKE you'll be wearing a girlie dress and walk around Konoha for two hours. UZUMAKI NARUTO you'll be wearing a toad costume and walk around with Sasuke for two hours too." Trust Kakashi to come up with the weirdest punishments. "AND to make sure that you obey my orders you'll be carrying me in a royal Japanese carriage." (You know the carriages that you have to have slaves to carry you in.)

"Kakashi-sensei!!!! You've got to be kidding. I'M NOT WEARING A GIRLIE DRESS!" Sasuke yelled at his old mentor.

"I'M NOT WEARING A TOAD COSTUME!!! HOW WILL THEY KNOW THAT I'M THE NEXT FUTURE HOKAGE?!" Naruto wailed.

"Take that punishment our you'll have to give all the elderly men in the village a scrub bath." Kakashi said knowing that he got the two right where he wanted them.

"… FINE!" Naruto and Sasuke yelled.

"Oh and did I forget to mention that Sakura will be watching all of this?" Kakashi said a smirk behind his mask.

"OH HECK!" Sasuke and Naruto yelled.

"OI! IDIOTS! YOU CAN COME IN AND AT LEAST GIVE SAKURA SOME CHAKRA!" Tsunade bellowed when she met them in the waiting room.

"I'll do it for Sakura-chan." Naruto said. Sasuke just followed silently.

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YAY!

Hope you liked it!

I have a question for all the Akatsuki experts.

WHY DO THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS WEAR NAIL POLISH?

ITACHI WEARS BLACK…

SASORI WEARS GREEN…

I FORGOT DEIDARA'S COLOR…

HIDAN!!!

EVEN KAKUZU

EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

WHY?!