Title: Plasma Alchemist By: Plasma Alchemist

Chapter one: The Plasma Alchemist

Summary: Fullmetal/Naruto crossover. Edward and Alphonse are sent on a mission in the leaf village, to assassinate a ninja, where they meet another alchemist and 3 interesting ninja….a lot of humor (probably)

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or Naruto.

Ed and Al were approaching the military gate. "Greeeeeaaaaaat. Roy. 15 Hour lecture. I've summarized the next day of my life." Said Ed, his head drooping down as the walked through the door into the hall. "Come on, brother! I'm sure it can't be THAT bad…. We did find out about that ninja thing." "Yeah, but that guy also said that the ninja killed 20 state alchemists in one night….If we tell Roy, He's probably gonna make us kill the dude."

"But brother! That man also said that the ninja knew how to create a Philosophers stone…." "Yeah, and if we kill him, then we'll get zero information. Ever consider that, Al? Well anyways its time for my torture….." Ed said as he walked into Roy's office.

"Hello Fullshorty….I mean Shortmetal….I mean Shortward Elric." Roy said as Ed walked in. "Shut up, Roy. What do you wanna talk about this time sigh?"

Actually, Ed, I only have a mission for you. Assassinate this ninja for me. His name is Sabata Suhajo. He lives in the leaf village on the other side of the world…. We have a plane ready for you." Explained Roy. Ed's eyes widened. Was he lucky or what? The man from the hotel who gave him the information about that ninja said he lived in the leaf village! "Sure, Colonel Mustang." Ed shouted and saluted, then ran out the door to tell his brother. "Geez…what's gotten into him? He would normally never call me Colonel Mustang….."

Ed told Al as they got on the plane. Hours passed. Finally, they arrived at The Hidden Village of the Leaves. But there was one problem…they had no clue where to start. The two brothers ran around town asking if anyone new a Sabata Suhajo. Finally, a man completely covered by a dark black robe said "Oh, he lives over there." And pointed to a house across the street. "Thanks!" said Ed as he ran off.

When Ed and Al got in, they saw a man with two swords, gray hairs, and scars all over his face wearing a black shirt and baggy black shorts. "So, you must be Sabata Suhajo. We've come to kill you. Anyone whom murders state alchemists dies…." Said Ed, sternly, as he pulled out and showed Sabata his pocket watch. "Ah. So your with the state. Heh. One shrimpy alchemist shouldn't be a problem." Said Sabata. "I dunno about that!" screamed Edward, as he put his hands together.

Hope you like the story!

Next chapter: The Plasma Alchemist and the three Genin