Maru: Wooot!! My first non-one-shot!!!
Cartman: Wooo…
Maru: At least act like your excited!!! God asshole!! Why do people like you again?!
Cartman: I freaking rule!
Kenny: Keeping telling your self that if that is what makes you happy.
Cartman: Ay!
Maru: Disclaimer please!!
Butters: Oh I'll do it! MaruSakura does not own me, or Kenny, or Eric, or South Park or anything in this fic. Not even the Saw movies.
Maru: Damn and I love Saw … Hey I own this plot!!

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Protect Me From My Lover
Chapter one: Ignore Me Then Ravish Me

Waiting.

It is one of the most boring things on the face of the Earth. Well besides Social class which was Butters last class of the day and bygone it he didn't fall asleep, which is good because now he won't be grounded for the weekend. Unless his father finds macaroni in his coffee again. Butters was starting to think that his father does it on purpose just for an excuse to castigate him. He may be naïve but he's not stupid.

Anyways it's Friday afternoon, schools out for the weekend and Butters wanted to find a certain someone to go to the movies with. So here he is, waiting in front of the person's locker rubbing his knuckles together, bored as hell.

Suddenly there was a loud vulgar voice, yelling at the kids to get the fuck out of his way and Butters knew that the person he was waiting for is now on his way.

Straitening his posture and smoothing out any wrinkles on his coat, Butters took a step away from the lockers craning his neck to look over the sea of students. He found the tub of lard he was waiting for and waved shyly at him, smiling slightly and blushing like mad.

Cartman saw the reticent blonde waving at him and sighed impatiently, trudging over to him. "What do you want Butters?" he asked harshly.

Taken a bit aback by the harsh tone Butters lowered his eyes and bit his lip. "I-I was wonderin i-if you wanna see a movie with m-m-m-me?" He shuttered out, getting more nervous by the millisecond. He shut his eyes and braced himself for the answer.

Sighing tiredly, Cartman pushed the blonde out of his way and opened his locker, giving no reply. Watching him dump his books into his locker, Butters bit his lip and rubbed his knuckles together again, getting twitchier with each passing minute. When Cartman was finished he turned to the blue eye boy who was peering at him waiting for his response.

"No Butters I don't." and with that said, Cartman walked off, blending into the crowd.

"Oh, okay Eric…" Butters mumbled dejectedly even though the boy couldn't hear him anymore.

Butters leaned his back against the lockers wrapping his arms around his small torso, tears pooling at the corners of his eyes. He knew that asking Eric was pointless; he's been doing so every week and every week it's the same answer. Yet he was hoping that Cartman would have a change of heart, a hope that gets crushed into powder every time.

Deciding that he should go home before the tears could shed, Butters pushed himself away from the lockers and trudged down the hallways in dismay. But before he could go a few feet, warm arms wrapped themselves around his stomach, pulling him backwards into a body.

Shrieking loudly Butters tried to wriggle away, thinking that someone was going to pick on him again. But upon hearing the attacker's laugh he stopped moving and relaxed against the person's chest.

"Jeesh Kenny, don't go scarin me like that." Butters mumbled closing his eyes.

Said boy chuckled slightly and rested his chin on the smaller boy's shoulder. "Sorry but your reactions are too hilarious." Butters sighed and Kenny chuckled again.

"Well," Butters mumbled, "are you gonna let me go?"

"Nope." Came Kenny's simple reply and he squeezed the boy's torso, snuggling into his neck.

"Kenny, lemme go!" Butters cried, tugging at the arms. Actually he didn't mind Kenny's embrace at all, he knew that the poverty-stricken kid was touching feely and Butters kind of like it when it's addressed to him. Kenny really only grope the people who he is close with and since he is cuddling Butters it must mean that he considers him close. It made the innocent blonde feel special.

The blonde hummed thoughtfully like he was thinking it over before tightening his hold. "I don't want to you're too soft and cuddly!! I've always wanted a human-sized teddy bear!" Butters lightly elbowed Kenny in the stomach which cause him to laugh and started to sing a improvised song about human-sized teddy bears.

The two went quiet for a moment, enjoying each others presence. Butters liked it when he's with Kenny, the two got along great together, which is weird considering that two years ago they rarely spoke to each other. It was probably around the time when Kenny started Cheesing that they slowly became friends.

"Hey Butters," Kenny started breaking the comfortable silence.

"Yes?"

"I think you should stop going after Cartman, he's only going to hurt you in the end." Kenny slowly turned Butters around so he could see the stun expression upon his pale face. He laid his hands on the smaller blonde's shoulders and squeezed them. "You know that."

Biting his lip, Butters avert his glance away from Kenny's piercing eyes and muttered with a nervous laugh. "What's this all of a sudden?" A hand gently touched his cheek and pulled his face to look back at Kenny, worry and concern burning in his eyes.

"I'm worried about you Butters."

"Your bein silly," the smaller blonde feign a smile up at the other boy. "There's no need." Sighing in defeat Kenny nodded and poked Butters in the side, emitting a squeak from him.

"Whatcha do that for?" Butters glared at the chuckling blonde, crossing his arms in a childish manner.

Kenny shrugged. "For making me worry." Then he narrowed his eyes and smirked mischievously. "Plus it's fun." Suddenly he sprang at Butters knocking them both to the ground, his legs on either side of the boy's waist, straddling him. He took a hold of the boy's wrists and pinned them above his disheveled blonde hair, preventing most movement besides kicking.

Butters squealed and thrashed, glaring in mock anger at Kenny who loamed over top of him. The dirty blonde boy wriggled his eyebrows suggestively and Butters giggled, pushing him away but failing on purpose. "No don't eeek!!" But it was too late and with his free hand, Kenny started to tickle the flat stomach that lay before him.

The hallways were filled with laughter and squeals as the tickle war raged on. The students ignored them and walked on, though they were hiding grins and snickers behind their hands.

After a few moments, the two exhausted boys collapsed against each other, Kenny resting his head on Butters chest, both of them panting heavily.

"Oh dear God," came a voice and the two boys glanced over to find Stan, pinching the bridge of his nose and Kyle looking amused. "Can't you two stop being Gay for five minutes?"

Kenny and Butters exchanged glances and look back at the two best friends.

"Look who's talking!" Butters cried.

"Yeah," Kenny agreed slowly sitting up. "I bet you two fuck every night, like this!" then he jumped on Butters, straddling him again, rocked his hips and moaned in a high-pitched voice. "Oh, oh, oh STAN!! You're ripping me apaaart!!!"

The poor blonde, who Kenny was in a way raping, blushed madly, giggled and muttered out. "How come I'm Stan?"

"You're right you aren't a top. Okay your Kyle and I'll be Stan." Both blondes nodded at their little agreement and switched positions.

But before they could continue Kyle screeched, "Would you two knock it off!?" which made them double in laughter, even Stan.

"So what are your plans for the weekend?" Kyle asked, after everyone pulled themselves together.

"Nothing like normal," Kenny stated boringly.

"We could have a horror night at my place." Stan suggested. Everyone but Butters instantly grew interested and started to talk about which movie to bring that night.

The timid blonde stood a bit back from the other boys with his hands behind his back. He always felt nervous around Stan and Kyle, what with their years of torment, so it was weird in some strange way to be hanging out with them again. Then again it was probably ever weirder to have a crush or whatever it was on Cartman, who teased him the most.

A hand gently shook his shoulders, snapped Butters away from his thoughts when he realized that someone had asked him a question. Blue eyes timorously gazed at Kyle as Butters hesitantly said that he missed the question.

"What do you think about having a Saw marathon?" Kyle repeated, "All five movies."

"Is the fifth one out already?" he asked a bit shocked. He was wondering why they were waiting for his approval, it's not like he was going to be there.

"No," Stan answered, "but Kenny was able to get a download version."

"Oh," Butters knew that that was illegal, but hey to each their own and why buy something you can get free? That's what these boys had taught him throughout his few months of hanging with them. "Sure fellows, sounds great. Hope you have fun."

"What do you mean 'hope you have fun' Butters?" Kenny asked, surprised at his respond. "You're going to come too, right?"

Blue eyes went wide and the shy blonde glanced over at Stan and Kyle who nodded with agreement enthusiastically, like they really want him to come too. Butters felt happy that they included him in mostly everything that they do, but yet he always felt anxious with them, out of place.

"Okay…" Butters whispered, feeling his cheeks slightly warm.

"Sweet." Stan slapped his back lightly with a huge smile. "It's a sleepover kay dude?"

Butters nodded, returning the smile with a smaller one then asked, "Is Eric coming?"

"I don't think so dude, he's been avoiding us lately; not that it isn't a relief." Kyle answered. Butters nodded again a bit disappointed.

As the boys started to talk about their favorite Saw movie, Butters noticed a movement from the corner of his eyes and turned to find the source.

It was Cartman down the deserted hallway behind a corner, beckoning the blonde to come. Butters felt heat racing to his cheeks in world record speed and his breathing growing more labored.

He swiftly nodded once and turned back to boys and found Stan and Kyle in a heated argument over which Saw movie was better. Kenny was rooting them on, but for them to take their clothes off and other perverted things that only Kenny could think off, which of course was ticking the two boys off.

"Um, fellows?" Butters nervously whispered but loud enough to catch their attention. "I-I gotta get g-goin home."

"Oh sure thing," Kyle smiled at him, assuring him to don't worry.

"Come over around seven tonight." Stan informed.

"Or call if you get grounded again so we can bust you out." Kenny winked.

Butters turned to run down the hallway where Eric is, giving a smile and a quick wave to the group of boys he now calls friends.

When he round the corner, a hand clamped onto his wrist as Cartman dragged the blonde out of the school and to the back building. He then slammed the smaller boy into the wall and started to kiss him, tongue tracing the blonde's bottom lip.

Butters gasped into Cartman's mouth and turned his head away, moaning and quivering at the rough palms rubbing his waist. "E-Eric I-" But the larger boy cut him off by placing a nibble on the nape of his neck and grinding their bodies together.

Finding his voice, Butters tried again. "I gotta, ah, be… be somewhere a-around, oh Jesus, s-seven…" He stuffed a fist into his mouth to stop the moans that were escaping from him rapidly. Cartman just grunted and the blonde knew that it was fine with the obese boy.

"But," the brunette huskily whispered into the smaller boy's ear, causing him to shudder involuntarily. He snaked a hand downwards from Butters waist to his rump, massaging softly and eliciting a whimper. "You'd better be giving me your all, got it?"

As Butters nodded, too deep in his own pleasure to really care what the larger boy has in store for him, Cartman stopped grinding and took a hold of the blondes wrist and dragged him again, this time towards the obese boy's house.

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Maru: Hey!! For once I exceeded over four pages on word! Go meee!!
Kenny: AAAAH!!! WTF IS WITH THE ENDING?!
Cartman: I liked it.
Maru: Don't worry Kenny you'll get your moment with Butters too, it IS a Cartman/Butters/Kenny thing.
Kenny: My Butters… (cries and curses every now and then)
Butters: (clueless) Hmm? What's wrong with Kenny?
Maru: Nothing, nothing. Review and I'll post another chapter up, probably after Christmas. Don't review and I'll post another chapter up after Christmas, cause then I will prove that I'M THE BETTER ONE OF THE BRADY BUNCH AND SKATE ON CHICKEN BREAST OVER BRITNEY SPEARS FACE!! GAHAHAHAHA
All: …(sweatdrop)
Kyle: (just walked in) That didn't make sense…