This is a sequel to my story Reasons Why Headbutt Never Caught On it makes fun of the Pokemon Daycare by stating the reasons why it's funny. It has the same Pokemon Trainer as its predecessor. I think this story will be shorter though but just as funny. Nintendo owns Pokemon, not me.
Pokey Daycare
Reason 1: Level Up
The Pokemon Trainer was in a building standing in front of an old woman at a counter.
Pokemon Trainer: So what is this place?
Old Woman: Oh, this is the Pokemon Daycare center little boy.
Pokemon Trainer: So what does this place do?
Old Woman: Oh, we take your pokemon and raise them for you.
Pokemon Trainer: Big deal I do that.
Old Woman: Yes but we level them up too.
Pokemon Trainer: Holy crap so can I!
Old Woman: Well you can you also get them to level up by 5 in one day.
Pokemon Trainer: You can do that?
Old Woman: Depends on its current level but yes.
Pokemon Trainer: I choose you Cyndaquil!
Cyndaquil: Cynda quil!
Old Woman: Couldn't you have just thrown the ball?
Pokemon Trainer: Shut up, take Cyndaquil and here's a blank check, write any number and I will pay it!
The Pokemon Trainer then stormed out of the building leaving behind the drooling pokemon and over joyed woman.
Reason 2: Ditto
Pokemon Trainer: Okay, now Gardevoir I want you to stay right here, okay?
Gardevoir: Gar?
The Pokemon Trainer then turned his back to his pokemon and began to walk away. The confused Gardevoir then began to follow.
Pokemon Trainer: No Gardevoir stay!
Gardevoir: Gar?
Pokemon Trainer: Sit!
The Gardevoir then sat down and her trainer then ran away. After several minutes of waiting she then got up realizing her trainer wasn't coming back any time soon. She then began to walk around aimlessly until she came to a shaking bush. A pink blob then came out.
Ditto: Ditt o!
Gardevoir: Gar devoir.
The Gardevoir then began to walk away but then the Ditto used tackle and they both fell into another bush, which then began to shake.