I felt like writing a Christmas fic and since I have recently seen Hellboy 2 and fell in love with it soooo I decided to write as sort of weird Christmas sort of story about it. This might be really weird so I'm sorry if it is to your dislike (so please only comment if you like it). Well here you go and happy holidays everyone!

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Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the lair,

The busy team baked,

And decked the halls with care,

Johan cooked,

And Liz made a fire,

While Red helped clean,

Because it was Abe's desire,

For tonight they had guests,

One friend one foe,

Unlike the rest of the team,

It was only Red who didn't know,

And now I will stop this poem,

Because I can't keep rhyming,

And poems like this,

Require good timing,

"So who is coming anyway?" Red asked Abe as he picked up and old beer can and placed with the pile of old garbage he was already carrying.

"Oh they are just some old friends of ours,"

"Can't you just tell me?"

"But telling will just take away the element of surprise,"

"You just don't want to tell me because you know I wont like it!"

"Well that might part of it, would you just keep cleaning they'll be hear any minute," the tone of his voice was nervous but at the same time anxious one. Abe only finished his sentence when Liz walked into the room.

"They're here!" she said.

"No. You invited Manning didn't you?"

"Well not exactly," Abe replied. Liz, Abe, and Red made their way to the entrance where they met up with Krauss. A few seconds later they saw the elevator start to descend.

"I can't believe you invited Manning, he is so boring! The guy is an idiot," Red muttered not really paying attention to what Abe had said, "What in the world made you even want to think about invit- oh my God!" when the elevator finally reached the bottom he saw two figures with paper white skin and blonde hair standing before him holding gifts, "YOU INVITED THEM!?!?"

"Hello," said Nuala. Before anyone could reply Red stepped forward and glared at Prince Nuada.

"Well what brings you here, your royal assness?" Nuada clenched his fists and made a small step forward when Nuala grabbed him by the wrist.

"Don't," she whispered to him in Gaelic (I can't figure out any other way to say that don't criticize me), "we are terribly sorry for being late,"

"No, no, it is perfectly fine," Abe said as he walked up to the princess.

"If everyone vould please follow me dinner is ready," Krauss said as he gave a small bow and began walking to the dining hall. The others followed and Hellboy walked with Liz a ways back from the rest of the group.

"He brought that spear?!" Red whispered to Liz.

"Maybe he needs it for… you know… protection,"

"Protection? Protection from what?"

"The way you're acting probably from you. But in all seriousness, Red, please don't do anything stupid,"

"Like what?"

"Um like starting a fight? Abe wants everything to be perfect and the last thing we need is for you to ruin everything by starting a fight with Nuada, plus Abe doesn't ask for much so be good,"

"Well last time I checked he was the one who nearly destroyed the whole human race by giving Nuada that crown piece,"

"Just be good!"

"Fine! I'll make sure everything goes perfect for him and his little girlfriend the princess,"

"Thank you," Liz kissed Red's forehead and continued to make her way to the dinning hall.

They all arrived in the great dining hall, which was decorated beautifully from head top to bottom. Abe took a spot to the left of Nuala and Nuada sat down on her right. Across from Nuada was Hellboy and Liz sat next to him.

"Dinner is served," Krauss said with a dramatic hand gesture towards the F.B.I. agents that carried out platter upon platter of food.

"It looks delicious," Nuala said with a small smirk. Everyone passed around the fabulous meal that Krauss and cooked single-handedly cooked.

"So demon," Nuada began before Hellboy interrupted him.

"What did you call me? Demon, was it?"

"Well what would you prefer?" Nuada said mockingly.

"You wanna make something out of this blondey?"

"Red!" Liz whispered.

"Brother please," Nuala said.

"At least I am intelligent," Nuada said coldly.

"Apparently you've never heard of the term dumb blonde," and with that all civilization collapsed between these two enemies. Nuada, spear not in reach, grabbed his steak knife and twirled it around his finger as he charged at Hellboy. Now Hellboy countered this attack by charging back at Nuada, his stone fist pulled back ready to nock Nuada into next year.

"EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!" Liz shouted as she burst into flames, "Would you two stop fighting!?! Lets at least try to get along," She eventually settled herself back down followed by Nuada who set down his knife and sat back down in chair. Hellboy then settled himself in his chair still frustrated. Hellboy and Nuada avoided talking to each other for the rest of dinner, but Nuada managed to find an interesting conversation with Johan Krauss. Nuala and Liz discussed relationships and Liz told her what to expect and the both laughed. It seemed that after that little quarrel nothing else could go wrong.

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Well that is the end of the first chapter of my Christmas fic. I had originally intended it to be a one shot but unfortunately it kind of became longer than I had hoped so the next chapter should be out before or on Christmas, no guarantees. Anyway I hoped you liked it and will read the next chapter. By the way I don't know how Nuada and Nuala survived so don't be a jerk and say, "oh Nuada and Nuala so died there is no way the survived" or something like that. Well happy holidays!