Authors note: Hey guys! Geez, I havnt posted here in what? A year? Damn! Well, I thought I might as well start again! Wellt his story is based around Sheldon and my OC Dr. Daphne Glassman and _yes_ it is a pairing so if you dont like it STOP READING NAO. I know this is short its short and I _promise_ later chapters will be longer!

I do not own the Big Bang Theory I only own my OC.


"Yeah so when are you coming out?" The female physicist asked offhandedly, working on the computer, most likely for her next physics experiment at work. The woman on the other line sighed, "Ugh Les' I really don't know, Im still packing it could be could a few more days.."

"Oh cmon! I get you booked as a visiting professor and this is how you repay me? Do you know how many strings I had to pull to do that? And if your they like you, they might even give you a permanent position." She pushes her glasses up her noes and leans back into her chair. "I know, I know.." The girl replies, "Im just nervous, Im suppose to be speaking next Monday, thats only 4 days, and-" "Look, come down here tomorrow, and we can look for apartments for you, how about that?"

Theres a sigh from the other end of the line, "Alright fine, tomorrow, pick me up?"

"Sure, see you then. Bye, Daph."


"Im telling you the Borg could kick some major Klingon ass!" Wolowitz argues at Leonard, "Oh please, as if.." He sighs, and the form of Leslie Winkle, his one night stand, begins walking over to them. "Is she..coming over here?" He asks, looking down. Sheldon looks up and rolls his eyes, "Marvelous, not only is my chicken dry but I have to listen to _her_ able on about her pointless research.." He whines like a child, poking at the chicken in his salad idly.

"Hey Leonard, howard, Raj-" She acknowledges him and the others with a jerk of her head, but of course, stops at Sheldon. "-dumbass." He twitches in annoyance, but try to ignore her. She sits, "Hey I was wondering, are they any free apartments in your building?" This strikes fear into the heart of the OCD physicist. "Your not thinking of moving into our residence are you?" Sheldon panics, and the female scoffs, "Uh no, I was asking for a friend, she's gonna be the VP for the psychology department."

"Ohhh yeah I heard about that.." Leonard motions with his fork before taking another bite of his meal, "Dr. Glassman, isn't it? Well I think the apartment above us is vacant, I think I could like, get our tenant to give you a tour. "

"Great, so, Sunday if you can." She stands once again, "Later Leonard, Raj, Howard-" She scoffs before turning on her heel and beginning to walk away, "-dumbass."

Sheldon turned to his roommate, making a noise in his throat of distress. "Why did you tell her that!" This earns him weirded out looks from all his companions, "Whats the matter? So you might have a new neighbor so what?" Howard shrugs, "No big deal."

"What if this person is like _her_?" He motions, "Oh cmon Sheldon at least _try_ to be neighborly, just this once." Leonard begs, not wanting to be embarrassed in from of yet another neighbor and possible future co-worker. He huffs and stands "Im not talking to you." And turns around to shoot to the glasses-bearing man before walking away.

"I don't like this Leonard, not one bit!"