A/N: Okay, I lied. NEW STORY!! It is a oneshot, based on the song "Whatever Lola wants" from Damn Yankees. I'm going to be in Damn Yankees, and I was thinking while listening to the Damn Yankees soundtrack. When I came up with it. If I were you, I'd watch 'Whatever Lola wants" before reading this (if you don't know it) because then this will make much more sense. Look for the one with Gwen Verdon. Or rent the movie!! It rocks!! Anyhoo, this is like 'Light my Candle?" in the Mimi trying to seduce Roger way.
Oh, and I don't own RENT or Damn Yankees!! They belong to their respectful owners.
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"Got a light?" Mimi stage whispered seductively.
"I know you…" The hunk –also known as Roger- said. Mimi slowly waked foreword until she was standing on the duct-tape covered couch. She looked down as though it was a fifty foot drop.
"Help me down?" she said huskily "Please?" she pouted
"Ah, sure" Roger walked foreword and helped Mimi down. She slid off the couch and stayed in the impromptu embrace.
"You're making this very complicated…" Roger tried to move out of Mimi's clutches.
"Then be a good boy" she whispered.
"I try to, but my girlfriend killed herself, and I don't want-" he was cut off.
"And do like Mimi tells you to do." Mimi let go of him, pushed him onto a stool, and walked over to the big metal table.
"Whatever Mimi wants, Mimi gets. And little man, little Mimi wants you. Make up your mind to have no regrets, recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through." At through she striped off her long skirt, dancing around in a pair of long pants.
"I always get… what I aim for, and your heart and soul is what I aim for.
"Whatever Mimi wants, Mimi gets, No use to fight, don't you know you can't win? You're no exception to the rule, I'm irresistible, you fool, GIVE IN! GIVE IN! GIVE IN!
"Hello Roger! It's me!" Mimi walked in a slow circle around Roger.
"Ha, ha! Boop-boop-a-doop" she gave him a pinky wave.
"Peek-a-boo! Yoo-hoo!" she crawled under one of his legs.
"I always get what I aim for; and your heart n' soul is what I came for!
"Mimi wants… Mimi gets." She striped off the pants, twirling in just a leotard.
"You'll never win. I'm irresistible, you fool! Give in! Give in!" She pranced onto Roger's lap.
"Look, I'm sure you're nice and all, but-" Roger was cut off by Mimi curling up into the crook of his neck.
"Uh, you're making me really uncomfortable."
"But Roger…" Mimi traced his cheekbone.
"Thanks for visiting! See you one day!" Roger picked Mimi up and carried her to the door. He dropped her and she stood unsteadily.
"Roger…"
"BYE!" he shoved her out of the door, sliding it shut. She smiled and softly sang to herself,
"Goodbye love, goodbye love…"
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