Charlie Swan's guide to parenting:
Hi, I'm Charlie Swan. I have one daughter who is now 18 years old. I am a single parent and I live in Forks, Washington. These are my top tips for raising kids:
Don't ask any questions... None at all.
Don't notice that her boyfriend is a vampire pale white and ice cold.
Don't realise her best friend is 10 foot tall and could fry an egg on their four head.
Don't notice said best friend walks around half naked.
Don't notice she has the biggest bags under her eyes.
Don't notice the creepy guy spending the night in the room next door.
Don't realise they went to Italy for three days to rescue her suicidal vampire boyfriend.
Don't notice they turn pale white (VAMPIRE).
Don't notice they come back from their honeymoon covered in head to toe bruises.
Don't realise they are having a baby.
Don't notice they are SUICIDAL!!!!!!
Ok that's it guys... I know its short but still.
Just for the record I love Charlie (he's amazing).
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