This is the stupidest story I have ever written…:) I was bored.
The 2 Gladiators of Rome
There lived a gladiator in the city of Rome. His name was Minimus. He was asked to fight the gladiator Maximus.
When he arrived in the Coliseum, he said, "I am only 2'5" and Maximus...well he is over 6'. How can I possibly fight him?"
A Wizard came to the theater and said, "Here. Drink this magic potion, and you will grow."
So Minimus drank the magic potion. Hey grew to 40' 8", but he didn't know he did till he walked into the Coliseum.
Maximus said, "I thought I was fighting Minimus. This looks like Maximum Maximus the 5th!!"
"I am Minimus," Minimus said.
"No you aren't," Maximus replied.
"Well…I could be Maximum Maximus the 5th!!! I drank a magic potion," Minimus said
"I refuse to fight you," Maximus said.
"I won't hurt you," Minimus said.
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
The official broke in, "Oh get on with it."
With that, Minimus went to crush Maximus under his foot
Then Maximus' cell phone rang (I like to bring the new into the old). The on the cell phone said, "This is Russell Crowe's Agent."
"Hey, I'm kind of busy right now," Maximus said, "Bye."
The Director said:
Allright Take…. AHHHH….And the director was run over by a cement truck.
THE END
The 2 Gladiators of Rome
There lived a gladiator in the city of Rome. His name was Minimus. He was asked to fight the gladiator Maximus.
When he arrived in the Coliseum, he said, "I am only 2'5" and Maximus...well he is over 6'. How can I possibly fight him?"
A Wizard came to the theater and said, "Here. Drink this magic potion, and you will grow."
So Minimus drank the magic potion. Hey grew to 40' 8", but he didn't know he did till he walked into the Coliseum.
Maximus said, "I thought I was fighting Minimus. This looks like Maximum Maximus the 5th!!"
"I am Minimus," Minimus said.
"No you aren't," Maximus replied.
"Well…I could be Maximum Maximus the 5th!!! I drank a magic potion," Minimus said
"I refuse to fight you," Maximus said.
"I won't hurt you," Minimus said.
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
The official broke in, "Oh get on with it."
With that, Minimus went to crush Maximus under his foot
Then Maximus' cell phone rang (I like to bring the new into the old). The on the cell phone said, "This is Russell Crowe's Agent."
"Hey, I'm kind of busy right now," Maximus said, "Bye."
The Director said:
Allright Take…. AHHHH….And the director was run over by a cement truck.
THE END