Title: Ed, Edd, Edward, and Eddy! By: Plasma Alchemist

Summary: Fullmetal/Ed, Edd, and Eddy crossover. Edward and Al get transported to the world of Ed, Edd, and Eddy and they must defeat the canker sisters! ONESHOT. VERY FUNNY.

Original Idea by: Connor

Key:

Ed Stupid Ed

Edd Smart Edd/DD/double d

Eddy Cash-scam Eddy
Edward Edward Elric, Fullmetal alchemist

It was a beautiful morning in the coldescack, and the three Eds just met up.

"So, anyone any ideas on how to get some jawbreakers today?" asked Eddy

"We can eat bird poop, Eddy!" Yelled Ed at the top off his lungs

"Shut up, squash brain" yelled Ed

"What's that?" asked Double D

"What's what?" asked Eddy

"Mmmm….squash…." said Ed

"Behind you!" said Double D as he pointed to the purple portal that was opening behind Eddy. Two people came out of the portal. It was Edward and Alphonse Elric!

"Who are you?" asked Eddy

Edward introduced himself and so did Al.

"Hm. So, you say your 15? I think your way to short…" explained Double D

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HALF PINT BEAN SPROUT SHORTY SHRIMP QUARTER-CUP MIDGET!" screamed Edward.

"Calm down, brother," said Al. "Anyways how are we gonna get back home? The portal closed."

"Am I a half pint bean sprout midget, Eddy?" asked Ed

"No, dufis. Now shut your trap."

"TRAP? WHERE!" Ed screamed as he ran into a tree.

"Well, the only logical way you can get back is if-"said Double D as he got cut off by Eddy.

"If you help us beat the Canker sisters!" finished Eddy.

"The who?" asked Edward? Double D explained, and an hour later they were at the trailer park.

I know it was a short chapter, but hey. Review please!