Hiya, people! I bring you, my first fanfic! Well, it's really my first. The other one was my bro's...

Disclaimer: I do not own Advance Wars. Like what the others said...

In the darkest depths of the city, where evil lurks behind shadow alleys, and our heroes were still at war against Black Hole. We have know one to protect one lonely city until these two unexpected COs decided to become… SUPERHEROES!

Meet Donut Man and Rich Boy!

Episode 1- Heroes are Born!

"Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!" said the TV. Colin, rich CO of Blue Moon, and Grimm, fat CO of Yellow Comet, were watching TV in the Allied Nations HQ. They were bored out of their minds what to do, so they were watching TV. Then, Grimm had an idea.

"Hey, Colin," said Grimm.

"What?" answered Colin in a bored mood.

"I was wondering… what if we become superheroes?" Grimm suggested. Colin thought he was kidding.

"You're joking."

Grimm told him he wasn't kidding. "But look at Superman! He's so popular because he saved a city! I'm guessing if we become superheroes, we'll be just as popular as him!"

"What do you mean 'popular'? We saved the freaking world from Vinn, the ultimate total chaos! Why do we need superpowers? How can we even afford superpowers?" asked Colin, trying to give a point to Grimm.

"We command, not kill. I'm tired of commanding! And think about it, Colin. You're rich."

Since Colin was so bored, he was thinking he should play along.

"Go on…" he said.

"All we have to do is to buy powers, costumes, and report to the city hall!" explained Grimm.

"Go on…"

"That's all, that's the plan."

"Go on…"

"Whatever."

So Colin and Grimm went to the Allied Nations HQ Plaza to make plans. They brought papers to brainstorm their ideas.

"Okay, Colin. First, we need names. Since I like donuts, why not call me… Donut Man?" suggested Grimm.

Colin was confused. "Uh… Donut Man?"

"Gwar har har!" he laughed, "I love that name! It makes me feel the power of donuts! Anyway, what's your superhero name, Colin?"

He was thinking. "Let's see… I'm rich… and I own servants…"

Grimm thought of one. "Great! We'll call you Rich Boy!"

Colin doesn't care much. "Eh, fair enough."

Grimm wrote the names and stuff. "Next, we need costumes," he said.

Colin got to excitement. "Oh! I'll go get us a tailor!" He whistled and clapped his hands. "Oh, servant! Come here, chop chop!" A servant with the name of Hubert McLane came to them.

The servant asked, "Yes, sir?"

"I want you to find a top class tailor right now, chop chop!" he commanded, clapping his hands.

"Indeed, sir." He went away to find the tailor. Colin left with him, too. They left Grimm alone.

"Well, that leaves me with the designs!" he said, excitedly. "Gwar har har har!"

I have some more premade, but they're in script mode and that would probably kick me out. Hope you like it so far, especially when you meet the other Cos in superhero and villian form...