I don't own the Harry Potter characters but I do own the rules.

Remus

Sirius

James

Peter

In every group there has to be a set of rules that every one have to follow. We, meaning the Marauders, also have to have a set of rules. It has come our attention that we already have some unwritten rules and wish for them to be published or at least neatly written in Remus' Muggle notebook. We will have a different page for the year each rule has been established.

1.When in the presence of Sirius a.k.a. Padfoot, never say 'You can't be serious' or any variants as it will cause Sirius to use his name as a pun. This rule will be exempted in case of an emergency.

Moony will you stop being so stiff.

I am not being stiff, I'm being professional.

Will you just let him write? I want to get this done.

2. We can't use the same prank twice. If one us of does repeat a prank, that prank will be played on that person or persons.

3. Don't prank someone more than once in a single week with the exception of Snivellus or any other Slytherin unless they aren't horrible to you. It's rare to find a nice Slytherin but it is possible.

Name one Prongs.

Professor Slughorn has always treated everyone fairly.

But he has to be nice. He would lose his job if he treated the Slytherins better than anyone else.

4. Don't give someone you prank a weapon.

You got that right. I still have scars from when Snivellus pecked me from when we turned him into a canary.

5. Don't prank another Marauder. There will be expectations written in future pages. This does include rule 2.

6. Don't lie to another Marauder. Punishment will be embarrassing.

Yeah, like that time you lied to Moony about copying his homework.

I don't want to talk about that. I still haven't forgiven you for that flatulence charm that you used. Bertha Jorkins avoided me for two weeks after that.

I thought you didn't like her. Just yesterday you said that you wished she would stop gossiping about you.

I only said that because she said that I liked Greta Catchlove.

So, who do you like Wormtail?

7. Don't call each other nicknames unless the named person approves of that nickname.

I really hate being called Jamie. My fifth cousin twice removed on my dad's side was called Jamie and that was a girl.

We know Prongs. You've been saying that for the past seven years.

I'm only trying to get my point across to those who can't remember.

I still can't believe that Wormtail allowed us to call him Pudge-Pudge for five years.

Well, that's all we have for First Year.

Now you decide not to be stiff.

I'm NOT stiff!