Hyuga's on drugs

by Shikamaru the Novelist

What would happen if Hinata got drunk, Neji was on crack, and Hanabi was an illegal drug dealer who sells it to her sister and cousin and other people? The world would be doomed and they call them selves.... THE EYES. [Hiatus]

1. Drunken Hinata

Hyuga's on drugs

Drunken Hinata:

One fine day Ino was taking a walk when she saw a blob sitting on the bench. When she walked over to it she could make-out that it was indeed Hinata Hyuga. Ino tried to wake her up but when she did…

"What?"

"Hinata, wake up. It's Ino. Do you even know what time it is?

"No. And I have 2 questions for you."

"OK"

"Who the heck is Hinata and Ino."

"I'm Ino and your name is Hinata." Ino said a little in shock

"No I'm Pewee Vacation Hyuga. And you are Billybobjoebobfreddycrugerretardfacepersondude." Hinata…er… Pewee said quickly.

"My name is not Billybobjoebobfreddycrugerretardfacepersondude!" Ino's face was now like: 0o0

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"Of course it is. Knock Knock."

"Oh my fricken god.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

"Fine, who's there?"

"Cargo"

"Cargo who"

"Car go beep beep"

Ino then slapped Hinata across the face and ran as fast as she could.

Sorry Hinata, but I had to do it. Ino thought as she ran.

20 MINUTES LATER

"Huh, w-what happened"

Then she felt sick and a sharp pain on her cheek.

"I have to get home." And Peewee…er…Hinata said and walked off