Author's Note: I though taking on Lady Reena's dare would be
interesting. This must contain: a
bouncy ball, the internet, an orange cat, a box of Lucky Charms, someone who is
greatly amused by nothing whatsoever, a random useless fact, someone famous in
our day (make fun of them), the word PLOOP, and the colors red and black. So… yea… Interesting, indeed…
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Draco was walking through the park when he saw a tree. He collapsed, laughing. When Harry (Potter, DUH!) asked him what was
so funny, he could only gasp out, "IT'S A TREE! IT'S A TREE! HAHAHAHAHA!
TREES ARE SO FUNNY!" Harry raised an
eyebrow and left Draco laughing. So did
Author (me).
Cut to scene where Harry and Hermione are chatting in the
Gryffindor common room.
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Harry: Did you know that there are an
estimated 1,000,000,000,000,000 (A/N: Maybe more, because I kinda lost count of
the zero's) ants on earth?
Hermione: WOW! Harry, you're so smart!
Harry: In India, it's legal for a woman to
marry a goat.
Hermione: Who wants to marry a goat when you could
marry an orange cat?
*~As she speaks, Hermione cuddles an orange cat. Nothing too out of the ordinary, is it? Well, what if I told you that the orange cat
was female? ~*
Harry: PLOOP!
Hermione: *~Flipping through a giant
dictionary that's actually bigger than she is~* That's not in the dictionary,
Harry dear. Oooo… Look, Harry! There's a bouncy ball stuck between the
pages! *~Bounces the bouncy ball around
until it knocks over a box of Lucky Charms that shouldn't even be there~* Uh… I
didn't do that…
Harry: And the Roman Emperor Caligula's last
words were, "I'm still alive!"
Hermione: OK, Harry, shut up now.
Harry: Why?
Hermione: Because you're getting boring. Besides, if you don't, I'll make you look
like Justin Timberlake.
Harry:
*~whimpers~* But his hair is ugly…
Hermione: I know that! That's the point!
Harry: And he's horrible! He's ugly, has no singing ability, and he
wets his pants!
Hermione: I know. That's the point. *To herself* I didn't know he wet his pants…
*~Without warning, there is an immense, colossal (A/N: You
get the point that it's really big, right?) explosion, and Ron (Weasley, DUH!)
appears, looking embarrassed~*
Hermione: RON! You and your flatulence!
Ron: sorry.
Hermione: I told you to see Madame
Pomfrey about it. Anyways, want to go
on the Internet?
Ron: Weren't you saying that in Hogwarts, A
History, that electronic equipment doesn't work around Hogwarts or
something?
Harry: Yeah!
Hermione: Well, now they work because I say
so! *~Tries to turn on her laptop,
which mysteriously appeared out of nowhere.
It doesn't turn on~* Argh!
(Insert very bad words here)!!!
Harry: Let me try.
*~Harry turns it on with no problem~*
Hermione: Oh, wonderful. *~Clicks on Internet browser~* Wanna go look
at inappropriate websites?
Harry: NO!
We have to keep it appropriate for the little kids here *~Gestures at
all the little kids who are intently reading this fic~*
Hermione: Oh, right. Let's go visit Barney's website!
Ron: I LOVE Barney! Despite the fact that I have no clue who Barney is!
Hermione and Harry (together): You are SO
stupid, Ron
Ron: That's a compliment, right?
*~End with a fade-out of Harry and Hermione beating up Ron
because Ron is "special" in his own "special" way. Yeah, you guessed it. Ron
is an idiot. After a while of getting
beaten up by his "friends," Ron turns red and black. He has, since then, decided he likes himself that color, so Harry
and Hermione have been beating him up on a regular basis. Joy spreads throughout the universe~*
Author's Note: I
don't own anything in here except for the "jokes" if that's what you want to
call my pathetic sense of humor. I don't
know if Justin Timberlake wets his pants (I doubt he does), but only in my
fanfic does he do so. Now, I must dodge
the rotten food being thrown at me and get out my broccoli for the
flamethrowers that will be aimed at me.
I am exercising my vengeance upon the evil broccoli… *wink* MUAHAHAHA…
