Author notes: this is a five nights at Freddy's with the marx brothers in it. If you don't like classic actors don't read it. For the rest enjoy.
me and my 3 brothers were looking for a job in the news paper when harpo finally got one.
*whistle* he poked on an add. Chico move the newspaper away from him.
" Hey-a boss. Look it-a this, " Freddy's pizza place, need watch guard-a" he laughed, " that's-a good, no?" He looked at me. I smoked my last cigar out and threw it at a trash can. I grab the news appear and re-read the ad again.
" Hmmm, what the heck why not" I said. Zeppo grab the papers from me.
" Um guys, it said night watcher. Not night watchers" he said. I hate it when he always ruin he happy moments from us with his corrections and all.
" who cares we can do it secretly without the guy knowing that there is more then One watcher." I replied, he rolled his eyes and ignore me. Then it hits me, " Hey curly head" I said. Harpo turned his head with his stupid grin on his face, " how bout you get a job over to this place?" He smiled and then honked his horn two times meaning that he accept.
" why him? He can't even talk, all he do is whistle and honk his stupid horn. Plus he's not smart enough. I think i should do it...since I think in this group" Zeppo whined. I waved my hand.
" Fine you cry baby you, but when you get the job and the guy is gone make sure you get us in the place too" I said.
" Why? That's my job"
" because if not, we'll destroy your life" I threatened. He sighed and said fine.
..."...
after Zeppo got his job and everyone was gone, he manage to open he door with his keys and let us in. We ran in and was amazed of what we saw.
" You-a know for pizza place-a it has everything here," replied Chico. Harpo honk his horn for an agreement.
" so what now? I got you in" Zeppo said.
" Well how bout this, you go do your job and me and the guys do fun things in here" I answered him. Before he could say anything Chico and Harpo ran into the kitchen, I'm guessing they wanted to eat pizza. I went to the arcade area to see some games they had. When I was there I saw robots type of animals on stage, I looked at them.
" That's the entertainments for the kids" Zeppo surprised me from be hind.
" Man, they are the most ugliest hinges ever. Man they have love for kids," I chuckled.
" well, those uglys, make a lot of money to this place. Anyways I'll introduce you to them. That bunny is called Bonnie, the chicken is called Chick...I think. And the bear is called Freddy." I was creep out by those, especially the bear it just has those eyes that can stare at ones soul. I walked around and what spot me by interest was a cover curtain thing that has a sign that said OUT OF ORDER.
" What's that?" I pointed.
" Oh that, well the boss told me it is foxy the fox pirate. But it's not working I'm guessing."
" oh, anyways when does you works?"
" around 12 am. It's only 11 at night so we can a least have fun for a while." So we did.
end of pt 1