Just imagine that Edward cheated on Bella with anyone. What if Bella's revenge involved a club, a song, a Louisville Slugger, and more? Well I am not that created I may try to turn it into a story but these are the lyrics changed to fit if Edward cheated with Rosalie(and maybe Tanya)
Right now he's probably slow dancingWith a bleached-blond tramp(could change to golden blonde)
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buyingHer some fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind herWith a pool stickShowing her how to shoot a comboAnd he don't knowI dug my key into the sideof his pretty little souped up silver/black Volvo
Carved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville slugger to both head lightsSlashed a hole in all 4 tiresAnd maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing someWhite-trash version of Shania karaokeRight now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollarsWorth of that bathroom PoloOh and he don't know
That I dug my key into the sideOf his pretty little souped up silver/black Volvo
Carved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville slugger to both head lightsSlashed a hole in all 4 tiresAnd maybe next time he'll think before he cheatsI might've saved a little trouble for the next girl(could say Rosalie/Tanya)
'Cause the next time that he cheatsOh, you know it won't be on me!No, not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the sideOf his pretty little souped up silver/black Volvo
Carved my name into his leather seatI took a Louisville slugger to both head lightsSlashed a hole in all 4 tiresMaybe next time he'll think before he cheatsOh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheatsOh, before he cheatsOh
A/N Probley not that cool but it did tak eme a while to do if someone else all ready did this.