Hello just so that you know this is a parody. Rated T just in Case. This is not a Lemon or One-Shot, Also if you're character is this than please do not leave hate comments.
It was winter... but not just any winter, a winter were Ciel would meet someone. Ciel sat in his study, doing... stuff that people do in their studies, when there was a knock at the door, but not just any door, their front door!
"Sebastian get the door." and Sebastian did, Sebastian completed this action in slow-motion. He eventually reached the door after an amount of time. When he opened the door he saw a girl with Red hair similar to Mey-Rin's only it was down. She had a black choker with a dimond on it which sparkled in the daylight, similar to Edweird (the twilight vampire). She was so skinny it looked like she would break if she took another step. Her feet were so small it was surprising she could walk. She had huge gravity defying EEEEE Breasts and greenish-purplish eyes. She had flawless skin like a porcelain doll. She had a face that would make any guy in a Mary-Sue Fanfiction get a boner, but this isn't a Mary-Sue, so no boner for Sebastian. To be honest, he felt like puking at the sight of her, she looked toooo... trying too hard to look perfect.
"I hear you have a job openin-" She said in a voice too high pitched it sounded a man and so sweet it Sebastian felt and instant wave of diabetes, but of course, Sebastian and anyone in Kuroshituji cannot get diabetes, because they're awesome.
"No job opening." Sebastian said in a mean tone because Mary-Sues piss him off.
"Oh then, Gomenasai for troubling you, I'm coming in to apologize to your master."
"Don't come in," But of course because she was a Mary-Sue she HAAAD to come in and did.
"This house is super Kawaii, DAESU~!" She said walking through his house, all weeaboo-ish and such.
"How did you get in here?" Sebastian asked at the shock she got past him somehow.
"NAY? You let me in Sebas-chin." She strolled to the study, "Is this your BORCHIN or whatever the Japanese name for little or young master is?"
"Bocchan," Sebastian corrected.
"Sebastian who is this lady and why is she in my study?" Ciel asked.
"He's so KAWAII." The Mary-Sue said, she bowed her head to Ciel and said, "My name is Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Christal Crimson Ivy C'sandera Beh-kae Lilandra Li-sah Fire-Water-Earth-Air Kiazaru gonn-marr Serissa Shion Mion Cicada Keiichi Mary Lind Sue Tailor Satoko Turner Rika Beatrice Batter Butterfly Decaffeinated Coffee Webcam 2pm in the morning Fin-rin-Bar Shitsuji-death Shampoo Dream Vicky Beaster Spi-gog Yana Toboso."
"I can't tell if it's so unoriginal or original." Ciel stated.
"I'm here to be your maid." She raised her head.
"I don't have any openings..." Ciel said.
"To be honest the story in a nutshell is it's supposed to be that I come here to be your maid and then have sex with Sebby." She said honestly. Ciel froze.
"No," Ciel said. She raised her hand to slap him,
"I'm going to slap you now!" But was stopped by Sebastian.
"No, you have to leave." He then kicked her out, literately, he kicked her 'til she left. She then decided to hit on Ciel. But this was a time when Elizabeth and Alois were coming to the Phantomhive manor with Grell. But she did not know this.
"Ciel, LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!" Lizzy yelled.
"Helllooooooo." Alois said when he walked in.
"OMG SEBAS-CHAN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Grell, Lizzy and Alois paused at the site of the Mary-Sue character in Ciel's presence.
"What the Fuck!" Alois asked himself
"NOOO! THIS SHITTY MARY-SUE IS GOING TO TRY TO TAKE MY SEBAS-CHAN!" Grell screamed.
"Ciel!" They then ran up to Ciel's study and Lizzy grabbed the Sue's hair, Grell pushed her to the ground, kicked her face and then held her feet down. Grell and Lizzy picked up the Sue-like character and Alois punched her stomache
multiple times. They then proceeded to take turns kicking her. Grell grabbed a toaster, Lizzy made a bath of water, and Alois shoved her into the bath.
"WHAT ARE YOU-" Grell then dropped the toaster into the bath and the rest... you can tell what happened.
If you can't she got electrocuted and died.
A/N: This isn't a one shot I'm making another chapter and see what will happen to Lavender Jane Rose Lillian Christal Crimson Ivy C'sandera Beh-kae Lilandra Li-sah Fire-Water-Earth-Air Kiazaru gonn-marr Serissa Shion Mion Cicada Keiichi Mary Lind Sue Tailor Satoko Turner Rika Beatrice Batter Butterfly Decaffeinated Coffee Webcam 2pm in the morning Fin-rin-Bar Shitsuji-death Shampoo Dream Vicky Beaster Spi-gog Yana Toboso.
Also I do not own Any of the criteria in this fanfiction, I don't even own the OC's name I just compiled a bunch of Mary-Sue fanfiction names and names of other anime characters and combonations of anime character names and random things i was thinking about.