Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I do not seek to make profit off this work. Harry Potter and its characters belong to JKR and I am happy for her to have that title. I do not own Supernatural or its characters, Kripke does.
Author Note: Third in the Vanilla Verse. Comes after Hermione, An Abridged History and Being Switzerland. This will make very little sense if you don't read those first. Thanks. XOXO
Why Gabriel ruined her first date with Ron and took her for a celebratory pub crawl: because he could; because he was a first rate arse; because he needed a trim; because Ron couldn't keep up; because no one saw how utterly illogical a mirror on the ceiling of a restaurant was; because the host fawned over them; because Ron liked it; because it was Ron and she would always be vanilla; because she was finally out of knee socks; because she made the first move; because Merlin could he kiss; because he was so—Gabriel; because she let him.
fin.
Epilogue
Until his deathbed, Ron couldn't see a restaurant host sporting a handlebar mustache without going faint.
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