Bechloé saves santa
Chloé : damn it beca ! , what the hell is wrong with u ? u slept with all the basketball team .. what about jesse ?
Beca : dnt worry dude, me and jesse has a special arrangement ... but he doesnt have to know the details
CHLOÉ : u need help like really really serious help ... ugh
BECA : c'mon chloé u re such a buzz kill ... why are u here in the first place .. you gonna interupt my morning dark choclate bananda breakfast
CHLOÉ : ugh! u bitch need jesus
BECA : is he black ?
CHLOÉ : ugh becaaaaaaaaaa! stop it ... get your cloths on there is a man waiting for us in the house .. and stop with you blasphemy the guy looks like a priest
beca and chloé head to the house but not without beca gettin her dark choclate banana
BECA : o hi amy
fat amy : hey guys, tht dude been waiting for ya for an hour .. ammm i cant get a read on him i mean i ve done my special thing tht can see through any guy
CHLOÉ : oh no amy! u flashed him ! oh the humanity ! oh the poor guy
FAT AMY : well the guy havent spoken ever sense and he told me somethin i couldnt understand .. i think he cursed me .. well u cant get cursed twice .. my previous curse is not left up again
BECA : how do you know its not amy ?
FAT AMY : well beca! am still a fat blonde girl ! am i ?
CHLOÉ : moving on! amy go away .. we dnt want the guy to be uncomfortable .. i mean he saw u naked .. thts like 10th dates for a priest
FAT AMY : okey .. well time to get back to my penis body painting class
BECA : i hope tht priest ddnt catch a cursed STD
CHLOÉ : shut up beca .. c'mon let see wht this guy wants
BECA : oh! i love it when u get bossy *smacks chloé's ass*
CHLOÉ : god damnit beca!
the priest : young lady! what is this language ..
CHLOÉ : im sorry im so sorry ... please sit down
BECA : who the heck are you dude ?
CHLOÉ : beca ?! hmmmm thts pretty good
Beca : yes im gonna go pg13 kids show nickolodeonise the crap out of my language
CHLOÉ : good .. ammm sir please tell us why are u here ?
THE PRIEST : first of all let me present u myself : im Cardinal alejandro del frances the director of the vatican special forces
beca suddnly bown down
CHLOÉ : beca wht are you on you knees ? is tht became a reflex to you when u see a man ?
BECA : iam bowin down . isnt he somekind of a king
CHLOÉ : damnit beca u just sent women back 50 years ago
THE PRIEST : language young lady
BECA : yeah language young lady .. we are sorry your majesty .. she s a what you call in your book a "whore"
THE PRIEST : its okey i forgive her
BECA : oh look chloé you just got yourself a royal pardon
CHLOÉ : beca he is not a king he is somekind of official for the vatican goverment .. is tht right ?
THE PRIEST :yes i am ... tramp!
BECA : yeah tramp ... i will do anything for ya my king
CHLOÉ : hey why are you here dude ?
THE PRIEST : well i have some disturbin news for you guys
BECA : oh my god .. please dont tell me that i used up all my hail maries oh no! i knew i shouldnt have asked forgivness for that reverse slavery sex party i went to ..
THE PRIEST : no its not about tht .. and im sure tht god rolled his eyes on tht one .. i just have something to tell u and its comin from the vatican govrement
CHLOÉ : what does the vatican govrement wants with us
THE PRIEST : actualy the vatican govement wants nothin to do with you... if this ends up south . it will deny anything to do with you two we dnt wanna be associated with your kind
CHLOÉ : what does that suppose to mean ?
BECA : chill out chloé he means women ... continue your highness
THE PRIEST : so listen to me you two what im about to tell you is top secret even liam nesson doesnt know abt this : santa has been kidnapped
BECA : oh nooooooooo not santa! oh the bearded fat guy is probably in danger .. nooo i refuse to belive this
CHLOÉ : wait ? are u kiddin me with this ... santa as in santa clause .. wht the hell guys.. are kiddin me
BECA : hey chloé! santa got kidnapped and thts your reaction ... im gonna start crying
CHLOÉ : beca! santa doesnt exists duh!
THE PRIEST : oh! young lady thts what the vatican has led you to belive so you dont ask abt him .. he do exists
CHLOÉ : so you are tellin me tht there a bearded fat guy goes around the world handing over toys in just one night
THE PRIEST : no! thts a false story are u kiddin me thts impossible . thts absurd ... he has an army of magical elfs doing tht for him
BECA : oh he is real ! my aunt lequanda seen his ass ..
CHLOÉ : i ddnt kno tht you had a black aunt
Beca :what ? idnt
CHLOÉ : oh i just assumed tht from her name
BECA : assumed ? what the hell ! you racist whore .. because her name is lequanda .. so she got to be black
CHLOÉ : okey beca im sorry .. lets drop this ... so mr cardinal you were about to get silly
THE PRIEST : well santa was kidnapped and we got a video from the kidnappers
CHLOÉ : okey amm before we go any further and lets say i believe every word u just told us .. why did the vatican comes to us .. i mean we are just 2 normal college chicks
Beca : college college yeah yeah awoooooo
CHLOÉ : scratch tht! am just one normal college chick and she got asbergers
Beca : haha! u said ass
THE PRIEST : well it turnout that the pope asked for you in person .. he is a big fan of acapella and he said only this 2 girls can capture the kidnapper like you guys captured his heart .. i gotta tell you the pope is little bit amm how do i say it .. mentally retarded
Beca : oooh! we captured his heart
CHLOÉ : WHAT! mentaly retarded ? why did you elect him as pope thn ?
THE PRIEST : yes .. but we have to evrything he says without questionnin or i ll go to hell .. christianity is pretty crazy relegion u kno .. i mean jesus wore sandals . thts how crazy he was .. plus you Americans voted for George bush twice …. So you guys don't have a saying in tht matter
CHLOÉ : so what if we say no ?
BECA : what the hell we gotta save santa
THE PRIEST : this is a mission from god .. you cant say no .. its like sayin no to not beating up homosexuals
CHLOÉ : what ?
Beca : am i the only one here who just got the urge to go out and beating on a faggot
CHLOÉ : shut up beca let me handle this
THE PRIEST : you cant say no . or your souls will end up in hell for sure .. and if u do this you will be rewarded
BECA : will do this .. u had me at hello
THE PRIEST : i never said hello
CHLOÉ : nooo we are not doing this
THE PRIEST : well watch the video thn give me an answer
the priest pulls out an ipad and hits play
kidnapper #1 : if you dont give us 100 billion dollars we will surely kill santa
KIDNAPPER #2 : we got him and we will kill him
KIDNAPPER #1 : give us the 100 billion .. we will santa in 7 days if we dnt get the money
Beca : why are they speaking like tht .. in tht chinese accent
CHLOÉ : yeah! this dudes are white
THE PRIEST : nevermind tht! this was 2 days ago, in 3 days they kill santa
CHLOÉ : you mean 5 days
THE PRIEST : sunday is god day we rest in it tht doesnt count
CHLOÉ : okey so 4 days
THE PRIEST : hey im high priest in the vatican im not a scientist
Beca : cut the guy some slack chlo .. so when are we doin this
CHLOÉ : nooooo beca we are not doin this
THE PRIEST : if you this the vatican will confirm tht you guys will go to heaven
CHLOÉ : *sigh*
THE PRIEST : and we will provide you with every ticket to every beyonce concert
CHLOÉ : okey will do it
THE PRIEST : rihanna is way better thn beyonce
CHLOé : what did you say under your breath just now ?
THE PRIEST : nothing nothing ! I said good luck
#ToBeContinued