Disclaimer: I do not own ST: E. I only wish I did. Maybe I'll be a screenwriter for a future Enterprise episode!!!! Teeheehee. Anyway, This is my own work.. I didn't copy anyone or base this on any other fanfic! So, with that out of the way, PLEASE R&R!

Note: This fanfic isn't meant to make sense. So, please don't e-mail me and flame me because this didn't make sense. Anyway, read on!

Trip: (goes up to Archer) Guess what?

Archer: What?

Trip: I like cheese!

Archer: Cheese.?

Trip: Yup.

Archer: That's funny, because Porthos likes cheese too!

Trip: (mischievous look on his face) Oh, I know.

Archer: Let's see, he likes Cheddar, Swiss, Vulcan cheeses. (Drones on about what kinds of cheeses Porthos likes, how much he eats, etcetera.)

Trip: Right. (Inches off)

Archer: (waves really big) Byyeee!

Reed: (Runs on) Guess what?

Archer: What?

Reed: I like weapons more than I love my own mother!

Reed's Mommy: (Runs on) How dare you! (Smacks Reed over the head) Go to your room.

Reed: Yes, mummy. (He sulks away)

Archer: Byyeee!

Reed's Mommy: (Pinches Archer's cheeks) You are a good boy! (Leaves)

Archer: Thanks! Byyeee!

Hoshi: (Walks on) Hi, Captain!

Archer: Hi Hoshi!

Hoshi: Guess what?

Archer: What?

Hoshi: I like shiny things.

Archer: Shiny things?

Hoshi: Yup. Bye!

Archer: Byyeee!

Mayweather: (Sneaks up behind Archer) Boo!

Archer: Aahh! What?

Mayweather: I dunno. I just like doing that! Boo-bye! (He walks away)

Archer: Byyeee!

T'Pol: (walks up in front of Archer)

Archer: (blink blink)

T'Pol: (blink blink)

Archer: (blink blink)

T'Pol: (blink blink)

Archer: (blink blink)

T'Pol: Ok! Bye! (Walks away)

Archer: Byyeee!

Phlox: (skips by Archer singing 'Oklahoma')

Archer: Hihi! Byyeee!

Porthos: Woof woof arf yip bark woof!

Archer: What?

Porthos: Yip yip woof bark yip woof arf woof bark yip woof arf!

Archer: Ok! Byyeee!

Porthos: Arf woof!

Archer: (walks away humming the 'Blue's Clues' theme.) Doo do doodley do do. Doo do doodley do do. Doo do doodley do do. Because it's really fun!