Honest Trailer presents Death Note
Warning: The Following Trailer is Rated 'S' for Spoilers.
From the Anime studio that brought you some Marvel Anime. Comes with the Anime whose titular object would be the perfect weapon to easily kill Donald Trump.
DEATH NOTE
Before Netflix ruins it with an American remake, just like these other American remakes (Speed Racer, Dragonball: Evolution and Astro Boy), enjoy the Anime that started it all: about a highly intelligent young man who finds a notebook with the ability to kill anyone with a name and a face and he uses it to create a better world by killing off criminals and becoming the God of the New World...only because he was bored. Listen, Japan, if you're gonna make an Anime with an awesome premise, at least give the protagonist a better motivation.
The only way to stop him is with another highly intelligent young man trying to stop him: L. An anti-social smartass who eats deserts too much, yet he never gets diabetes or even fat.
"Actually, you won' get fat if you burn the calories using your brain" L explained.
I'll call that bullsh*t.
But Light is not alone, since he has some unforgettable allies like: Ryuk, a living Hot Topic mannequin who eats apples a lot, which I'm sure that's not a religious undertone. Misa Amane, the stereotypical dumb blonde who has a crush on him. This religious nutjob (Mikami). The other girl who has a crush on him (Takada). But Light only has eyes to L.
(The scene where they were both in the rain was shown. Following the scene where they dried each other's feet)
Wow, this show is minutes away to become a gay porn...uh, I mean!
They're both actually in a battle to see who's the one who should bring justice. Though, seriously, L, you're not better than Light. You make cops to risk their lives, you kidnap girls to isolate in a fetishist way, you convinced a father to almost kill his own son as well you fake the death of one of your allies, did I mention you touch women's butts? All Light wants is to kill criminals! So, basically his only crime would be making cops losing their jobs.
"I'll have to dust off my old recinent" Sochiro said.
Brace yourself for the awesome stuff this show has to offer such as...talking, detective stuff, more talking, meetings and even more talking. I swear it's more exciting than what I give credit for.
"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT!" Light exclaimed.
How did he put that small TV on that bag anyway?
So grab your Death Note and see how this mastermind genius single-handedly defeated the equally genius L and wipe out all criminals around the world...only to die at the end by a smaller and less interesting version of L (Near). Seriously, how was Light so careless on his own Death Note! Better Netflix not screw this up too!
Starring...
Even more emo Sasuke Uchiha (L)
Dumber Harley Quinn (Misa Amane)
Soichiro's mustache (Soichiro Yagami)
Matsuda is an idiot (Matsuda)
Lupin The First (Aizawa)
Delete! Delete! DELETE! (Mikami)
And...Zac Efron (Light Yagami)
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER...AND FAILING AT THE END
If you thought this Anime has too much religious symbolism, that's nothing compared with that one with giant mechas (Neon Genesis Evangelion).
End of the Trailer
