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Demon's Work

Summary: Hogwarts hires an interesting Muggle for a simple spying mission. Unfortunately the Muggle likes to do things his own way

Notes: Crossover Fiction & AU, set during the Book 5. Spoilers for Devil May Cry 4.

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"You can't be serious Albus"

"I actually am Minerva"

"Well that is a first"

"oh do hush up Severus" huffed Professor Minerva McGonagall

The affirmed Professor Severus Snape raised his eyebrow mockingly egging her on.

"Children…Children...Please"

Snape muttered darkly as Professor McGonagall started to stew, while pointing an accusing finger at Severus.

"You're just siding with Albus's crazy idea just to disagree with me"

"I take offence that you consider the idea crazy Minerva it's perfectly reasonable " stated Albus somberly

Professor McGonagall swiveled around locking onto her new target of anger "IT IS Crazy! Albus"

The twinkle in Professor Dumbledore's eyes seemed to dim as he sighed tiredly.

"We have no other choice Minerva"

Dumbledore's tired declaration seemed to deflate McGonagall's frustration.

"But Albus why involve Muggles?!"

"I do agree with Minerva on this…..a Muggle seems to be a very inappropriate choice" interjected Snape

"Both of you seem to misjudge them; in tight situation they can really astonish you"

"Albus, I am not saying they are weak, this situation would need someone with at least some sense and knowledge in Magic"

"Oh don't worry Minerva this contact is very different from your average Muggle, he takes up very unusual jobs and would perfectly fit in to what we need"

"And pray tell Ablus where did you find such worthy Muggle" sneered Snape

"Oh well my dear boy, in the in-tear-net of course"

"In-tear-net?!" questioned Minerva

"It's a Muggle contraption that helps you search anything in a come-poo-ter"

"Sounds disgusting"

"On the contrary it is very fascinating, although Miss Granger warned me that it is not that reliable"

Throwing his arms in the air Snape announced in aggravation "Merlin's Beard!, Now Potter knows"

"No no no worries dear Severus, I just asked her to explain to me how to use it"

"Albus you just said that this in-tear-net is not reliable" interrupted McGonagall, waving her hands franticly.

"Minerva this is not the issue know! Our esteemed Headmaster has just clued your meddling students on yet another problem, know I must spend the rest of the year trying to save Mr. Potter's neck"

"Oh do hush up Snape, this is more important! He is evolving an unreliable, dodgy character in our affairs, whom he found on this.......this in-tea-net"

"Dodgy Minerva?"

"Oh do stop it will you, I still cannot see why you are not the one to do it"

Snape tried to answer but Ablus saw fit to interject.

"My Dear you see Professor Snape is not trusted fully by in the inner circle as it is, and taking up this extra task would increase the suspicions on him. He is already risking his life and I would not jeopardize it any more"

Snape sneered sarcastically while rubbing his left wrist.

"It's so nice of you to care, but I can take care of myself just fine…oh and for Merlin's Sake Minerva stop giving me those looks"

The look of worry and sympathy melted from Professor McGonagall's face to be re-placed by mild irritation.

Snape turned and addressed the Headmaster.

"Pray tell how are you going to get your information, they are barely forth coming with me, let alone a new teacher"

"Oh don't worry dear boy, I am sure he is more than capable to deal with this"

Professor McGonagall shook her head in defeat.

Clapping his hands in delight, Albus announced quite cheerily. "Now that we got all of this sorted out, I suggest we send our request.........now where is my felephone" replied Albus, clearly dismissing the two professors as he rummaged under his desk.

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