Ciel's Diary- Bootyshorts bish
by ~Strike2000
A day with the Bootyshorts Bish.. (Bitch)
(Royal Phantomhive Diary)
Today was just terrible with that Trancy fool, Alois. We went for a walk in the local park as it was a nice, sunny day. Then he decides to go and be a royal pain in the bootyshorts behaving like a 5 year old. Climbing over the fence and almost caught his coat on the gate and started running around like a headless dog. Then he has the cheek to say to me ''Oh, but look whos talking, QUEEN'S GUARD DOG, WOOF WOOF! SNIFF OUT THE CRIME SCENE AND FIND ME A DEAD BODY!' GOOOOOOOOD BOOOOY'' which at that point I wanted to kill him. But I held back my anger and just enjoyed the weather. Sebastian put on an impressive show for me which was later on ruined by Alois almost twice, so I had Sebastian tie him to a tree and flung into the sky, Pluto approved of it. Look whos playing fetch now...
It was fun while it lasted so I let him go after about 10 minutes. Then we had a luxurious picnic, Alois for once shut up, hah. He didnt speak much and he was sitting with Mayrin, Finny and Bard, they all seemed to be enjoiying theirselves so I left it at that. Then I caught his quick glance at me and he gave me a dirty smirk and licked his lips. Perv..Now I know where Claude gets his pervertedness from. How disgusting...
When we got back to the mansion, I went to go join Finny outside in the garden, he wanted to show me this weird flower that was growing in the corner of a small hedge. Looked a bit like Alois and as I said that he appeared behind us and scared us both. Finny landed in cat shit and I almost had a heart attack.
When it was time to retire and Alois had left I felt free of relief. Finally he had gone.
Goodnight...