Hey, Nightmare-chan22 here! I've come to say I'm gonna start my
own Disney collection for Golden Sun. The Sleeping something stories, no I
am not copying it. I simply wrote a bunch of Disney parodies on one of my
LinkxOC stories, and my friend said I should do them of Golden Sun. So I
am. Unless I may do a PG-13 version of Sleeping Beauty, but not unless I
get permission from the Sleeping something story. Hope you like this!
Excuse the non-tabbed in paragraphs if there are any. Fanfiction.net always
changes the way I've tabbed things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
At a very evil castle, in a very evil land, there lived a very evil queen. She had married the king only because a carriage had hit her sister, who was the real queen. But, the evil queen wanted power! And to get rid of her stepdaughter, Jenna. She owned a magic mirror. That very mirror was summoned one sunny day...
Saturos in woman's clothes came walking down some stone steps. He walked toward a mirror, and smiled. "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the sexiest guy of all?" He asked, striking a pose. Menardi appeared in his reflection. She raised an eyebrow.
"For once, it's not you... thank god...." She said.
"What?! Wh-what do you mean it's not me?! Look at my hair! I just made my skin bluer?! And they said red eyes is the latest rage these days!" Saturos said.
"There's a young girl... with hair-"
"Just give me a name!" Saturos demanded. Menardi rolled her eyes.
"Jenna! It's Jenna! You know, Felix's little sister?" Menardi told him. Saturos gave her a confused look. He shook his finger at her, and laughed.
"Silly, how can you say that? I'm a guy, and she's a girl. There's a big difference." He said, smiling. Menardi smacked her forehead.
"Do me a favor Saturos, and look down you shirt." She ordered.
"What for?" Saturos asked, confused.
"Just look down your shirt for me." She said, giving him a glare.
"All right... but I don't see what you're- Holy crap! I've got boobs!" He yelled, seeing cleavage. Menardi raised an eyebrow once more.
"I thought you knew you were playing the evil queen." She said.
"Queen?! I was told I was playing the role of the Evil King!" Saturos cried, still not looking up from the cleavage. He poked them. "These are real too!" He said. He clenched a fist, and growled. "I'll make Jenna pay for tricking me into this role!"
Jenna meanwhile was scrubbing around the well. "Stupid bird crap..." She grumbled. She looked over the side of the wishing well. "I'm wishing..." She began to sing. Suddenly, the reflection of a certain spiky haired Mars Adept appeared.
"Hi there." Garet said, smiling. Jenna screamed, and pushed him in out of shock. Jenna, scared it might be someone she hated, ran to her room and onto her balcony. Garet climbed out, and somehow his hair is still up and spiky. "I only wanted to know the time. Is that such a bad thing?" He asked, seeing Jenna on the balcony.
"Why don't you leave me alone!" Jenna yelled. Honestly, she did not want to spend her time talking with Garet. Garet placed his hands on his hips.
"Is that anyway to treat you prince?" He asked, glaring at her. Jenna smacked a hand to her forehead.
"You're anything but my prince Garet. Personally, Isaac with a black cape and cool punk outfit would make a good prince..." Jenna said, smiling dreamily.
"He's mine!" Mia's voice screamed from somewhere.
"I don't think you make a very good Snow White yourself!" Garet shot back, offended by Jenna's thoughts on Isaac in black. Didn't he look good in black? "I mean, Snow White is meant to be a kind bunny loving girl. And well... you're just cruel!"
Jenna grinned evilly at Garet as she prepared to use Fume. "You wanna call me cruel again Garet? Do you?" She asked. Garet gulped, and shook his head.
"Jenna... take a deep breath and get relaxed... and slowly make your eyes stop glowing red..." Garet said, looking ready to piddle his pants.
"I'll show you relaxed!" Jenna yelled, casting Fume. Garet yelped, and ran out of the way. Jenna jumped over the ledge of the balcony, and ran after Garet. "Come back here!" She yelled, casting more fire spells.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Did you like it? Did it suck? Please let the flames not be too hot. Any reviews I will answer back. Thank you for reading! I will make another chapter if I get a few reviews.
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun or anything like that.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
At a very evil castle, in a very evil land, there lived a very evil queen. She had married the king only because a carriage had hit her sister, who was the real queen. But, the evil queen wanted power! And to get rid of her stepdaughter, Jenna. She owned a magic mirror. That very mirror was summoned one sunny day...
Saturos in woman's clothes came walking down some stone steps. He walked toward a mirror, and smiled. "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the sexiest guy of all?" He asked, striking a pose. Menardi appeared in his reflection. She raised an eyebrow.
"For once, it's not you... thank god...." She said.
"What?! Wh-what do you mean it's not me?! Look at my hair! I just made my skin bluer?! And they said red eyes is the latest rage these days!" Saturos said.
"There's a young girl... with hair-"
"Just give me a name!" Saturos demanded. Menardi rolled her eyes.
"Jenna! It's Jenna! You know, Felix's little sister?" Menardi told him. Saturos gave her a confused look. He shook his finger at her, and laughed.
"Silly, how can you say that? I'm a guy, and she's a girl. There's a big difference." He said, smiling. Menardi smacked her forehead.
"Do me a favor Saturos, and look down you shirt." She ordered.
"What for?" Saturos asked, confused.
"Just look down your shirt for me." She said, giving him a glare.
"All right... but I don't see what you're- Holy crap! I've got boobs!" He yelled, seeing cleavage. Menardi raised an eyebrow once more.
"I thought you knew you were playing the evil queen." She said.
"Queen?! I was told I was playing the role of the Evil King!" Saturos cried, still not looking up from the cleavage. He poked them. "These are real too!" He said. He clenched a fist, and growled. "I'll make Jenna pay for tricking me into this role!"
Jenna meanwhile was scrubbing around the well. "Stupid bird crap..." She grumbled. She looked over the side of the wishing well. "I'm wishing..." She began to sing. Suddenly, the reflection of a certain spiky haired Mars Adept appeared.
"Hi there." Garet said, smiling. Jenna screamed, and pushed him in out of shock. Jenna, scared it might be someone she hated, ran to her room and onto her balcony. Garet climbed out, and somehow his hair is still up and spiky. "I only wanted to know the time. Is that such a bad thing?" He asked, seeing Jenna on the balcony.
"Why don't you leave me alone!" Jenna yelled. Honestly, she did not want to spend her time talking with Garet. Garet placed his hands on his hips.
"Is that anyway to treat you prince?" He asked, glaring at her. Jenna smacked a hand to her forehead.
"You're anything but my prince Garet. Personally, Isaac with a black cape and cool punk outfit would make a good prince..." Jenna said, smiling dreamily.
"He's mine!" Mia's voice screamed from somewhere.
"I don't think you make a very good Snow White yourself!" Garet shot back, offended by Jenna's thoughts on Isaac in black. Didn't he look good in black? "I mean, Snow White is meant to be a kind bunny loving girl. And well... you're just cruel!"
Jenna grinned evilly at Garet as she prepared to use Fume. "You wanna call me cruel again Garet? Do you?" She asked. Garet gulped, and shook his head.
"Jenna... take a deep breath and get relaxed... and slowly make your eyes stop glowing red..." Garet said, looking ready to piddle his pants.
"I'll show you relaxed!" Jenna yelled, casting Fume. Garet yelped, and ran out of the way. Jenna jumped over the ledge of the balcony, and ran after Garet. "Come back here!" She yelled, casting more fire spells.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Did you like it? Did it suck? Please let the flames not be too hot. Any reviews I will answer back. Thank you for reading! I will make another chapter if I get a few reviews.