MUFFY ON SHROOMS
Disclaimer : I don't own Arthur...so sad.
IMPORTANT - I DON'T ENCOURAGE THE USE OF SHROOMS OR OTHER DRUGS...DON'T MONKEY WITH DRUGS!
It was a normal day at Arthur's school. Arthur, Sue Ellen, Fern, Binky, Buster, Muffy, George, and Francine were gathered around on the playground before class. They were just talking about what they did that weekend.
"I watched 50 episodes of Bionic Bunny and then went to my shrink!" Buster told them.
"Oh cool," Binky said. "But I ate 5 quarts of ice cream and then went bungee jumping!"
Arthur had had an especially interesting weekend. "I DISCOVERED THESE!" he interrupted everyone in his nerdy voice. He pulled three small mushrooms out of his pocket. "They make you go all WOOZY! Like when I don't wear my glasses...except BETTER!"
"...What...what are they?!" Muffy asked. She had never seen these things before, and since she was rich, she thought that it was unfair that Arthur had gotten to use them first.
"I looked them up on Moogle, the new online search engine, and they said they were called SHROOMS!"
Hearing that, Muffy grabbed all one and ate it at once. Just then, the bell rang, and they all had to get to class. They had a math test today.
Before the test, Arthur, being the idiot that he is, asked Mr. Ratburn about the shrooms.
"THESE AREN'T FOR CHILDREN!" He exclaimed. He took them and put them in his desk so he could enjoy the fantastic shrooms later on. "Now who is ready for the math test?"
"NOT ME!" yelled fatty Binky. "NOT ME AT ALL!"
Muffy, now being slightly intoxicated with the shrooms, yelled back, "FAT ASS, JUST TAKE THE FUCKING MATH TEST. ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO GO TO THE FOURTH GRADE ANYWAY."
Everyone laughed, including Mr. Ratburn for a second. "WAIT...MUFFY. That wasn't funny. It was hurtful to Binky. Just because he's an idiot and a fatty doesn't mean you have to tell him," Mr. Ratburn said, still chuckling.
"...mmmmkay," Muffy said.
Mr. Ratburn proceeded to pass out the tests and told everyone they'd get twenty minutes.
Muffy started right away; as the shrooms had taken their course. Thinking to herself, '57 + 83 FUCK, 672 - 98723 Mr. Ratburn's mother, 666+666 THE DEVIL.'
Muffy smiled to herself and fell into a slumber on her desk, thanks to the shrooms.
To Be Continued...
A/N : PLEASE SEND IN YOUR SUGGESTIONS TO WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN :D